Looks like a dog hearing its owner’s voice coming through voicemail.
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This seems similar to the revolution in time measurement wrought by the Trump “administration”–The Scaramucci.
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“I’m just now understanding that DOE stands for Department of Energy, rather than a female deer that I could shoot at our old ‘Niggerhead’ hunting camp. And that being ‘secretary’ doesn’t mean I need to type and take shorthand and stuff. Even with my smart glasses on it’s all hard to remember. United States Department of Veterans Affairs sounds awful long and hard to spell. But VA might keep me from gettin’ confused with the deer…or is it dear? Gotta go now. I gotta go to a meeting, gotta go to the bathroom, and gotta…gotta go to…ooops.”
You know, on the one hand, I do get tired of seeing rumors spread through hard news organizations. For some reason, the media outlet thinks this kind of thing amounts to a scoop without wondering whether getting it wrong affects their credibility.
At the same time, the go-to phrase “fake news” continually used by idiots like Perry is just so freakin’ lame. I have a hard time believing it even means that much to the base anymore, like a hit song that you’ve heard so many times you dive for the radio to turn it off. If he really wants to appear more serious behind those glasses, he could attempt a serious response like, “There’s nothing to that rumor.”
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I had to take a second look, but, yeah…
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There’s a great photo of Obama staring down the rear end of an attractive foreign politician, or wife of one, I forget. Priceless. Always thought even more of the man after seeing it. We ALL look, get over it.
Rick Perry: It’s ‘Fake News’ That I Can Remember Three (3) Things.
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Perry could be one helluva street performer in South Beach…
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And he’d love that too - he’d be happy. Fool missed his calling.
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With one being the smart end of the scale? That’s really saying something.
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Oh, Rick Honey, you really gotta get that refund from Amazon, because those fucking smart glasses still ain’t working.
Every time I see Rick Perry - which isn’t often, thank the fucking goddesses! - I think of that classic line from “Family Guy”:
“You’re so far in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents.”
Rick Perry looks gayer than Ru Paul and Bob the Drag Queen in Bob Mackie gowns appearing in a disco-musical version of “Brokeback Mountain” at the San Francisco Opera House.
Gee, thanks, Sach, for crushing every vestige of my homosexuality with those photos of Rick Perry. LOL!
And is cluelessness just baked into the Republican DNA, like hypocrisy and assholism? Nothing like going down on a state fair corn dog to bolster your conservative creds, eh, Rick?
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…and look how brown it is.
his partner is Liz Cheney ?
Sarkozy is also appreciative …Her name is Mayora Tavares (form Brazil) btw.
(I’ve been told that in Brazil, ‘bum’-augmentation for women is the thing to do, breast-implants are out (thank Dog))