Discussion: Rick Perry Declares 2016 Presidential Bid

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Website isn’t working. Just says, “Oops”

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one-sentence statements on a handful of topics

Does “Uh?” count as a sentence?

“2016 will not be an election about lofty rhetoric,"

Given Perry’s past performances in the art of prepared and extemporaneous oral presentation, that much is certain.

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The site’s “Issues” page had one-sentence statements on a handful of topics:

Thus strategically reflecting the reading ability as well as the level of concentration and comprehension of his supporters.

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I’ve separated out a dedicated supply of 2016 facepalm just for him. I suggest everyone do the same lest they find themselves unable to respond appropriately to his campaign.

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Governor Perry announced on his website that he plans to “never give you up”

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OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN and will not make any difference, just another clown in the 50’s Station Wagon and not even a Woodie at that.

Whew. I thought a whole week was going to go by before another Republican would throw his hat into the ring.

God bless America!! Even a dumb shit can run for President and, um, er, lose…

He prefers pictures.

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You could make fortune selling Rick Perry facepalm on eBay.

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Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) announced his 2016 run for President on a website he rolled out on Thursday morning.*

So! Now we know where the clown cars missing wheels are!

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Well, here 'tis…just for you!

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And I heard Jeb announced today that he’ll announce on the 15th.

“This election is about leadership” generally strikes me as another way of saying, “I just want the job. I have no idea of what needs to be done.”

OMFG…he sounds just like W…same Texass bravado, same phoniness. Funny how he says he can connect to blue collar workers. I guarantee you that once he left that shanty town that lacked running water, that asshole never looked back, and never gave that place a second thought, until he knew he needed a sellable backstory to run for President. He’s fucking loony…pain-killers or not. I don’t care what kind of polished bullshit he puts in a campaign ad. All these adds look like they’re being made straight out of Madison Ave. these days…and they’re all bullshit.