Oh paleeze. I have now heard it all.
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Yeah right ROFOLOL
Well, damn good thing you didnāt get elected in 2012, then isnāt it?
The voters are lucky they didnāt have to rely on your judgement.
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You notice that no one refers to him by his old nickname āgoodhairā anymore?
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Bags of rocks everywhere are insulted that Perryās intelligence was compared to theirs.
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The other excuses that he had before this one:
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The Koch brothers did not have the answer to that question in the cliff notes version of their briefing book.
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I misunderstood the question. (What, Jeb is using that one? Damn!)
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Ummmmā¦
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So now stupidity is an illness?
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Last time he was befuddled by painkillers. This time heās under indictment. Itās always an excuse with this guy.
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Yo Rick?
Being POTUS is quite a bit more demanding than a debate.
Could you simply siphon off your share of grift from the Ā®ubes-- and then kindly pissoff?
jw1
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I would like to nominate a bunch of klowns for the third category.
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Itās a life-style choice.
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Shorter Rick: 1) In 2012 I was too impaired to know I was impaired. 2) Any dunce can bone up enough for the Presidency in 4 years. 3) Itās safe to elect me now.
ROFLMAO
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āAlso, Iām wearing glasses now!ā
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So, basically he was stoned ? like ā¦ dudeā¦ whereās my campaign?
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I think Perry was looking for ā¦ professional politicians.
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And you havenāt improved with age, but donāt let that stop you. Run, Ricky, run!
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Letās see: Back pain + pain pills + preparation time (reading?) + standing up for long periods = incoherence? Yeah, this is someone I want making life and death decisions, negotiating with foreign leaders, and just exercising simple common sense on behalf of over 300 million Americans. NOT!
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He had back problems he says. Reagan had dementia and you donāt hear him whining about it do ya? Reagan is the right wing God and no one denies that he was out of his head for a large part of his Presidency, in fact it connected him to his base.
Perry is pandering to the Medicaid crowd whom all wish that they only had minor back problems. He should claim diabetes, high cholesterol/clogged arteries and obesity, then roll out in a hover-round if he really wants sympathy, forgiveness and especially, their vote.
The fact that Perry was on dope, didnāt admit it but is now using it as an excuse is the troubling part. Is he anti-meds, anti-painkillers, why is he insulting his base?
Perry and Dope are synonymous.
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So Perry was not in good health in 2102 but said he was perfectly fine, as he did, denying the goofiness was painkiller or stem cell induced.
So, was he lying then or is he lying now?
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"Perry also conceded he hadnāt appropriately prepared for a presidential run.
āThe other was in preparation and just spending the time on all the
issues that are important to a person thatās gonna stand up and answer
their questions there,ā Perry said. āAnd itās across the board:
economics, domestic policy, monetary policy, foreign policy.ā" (emphasis added)
No shit? Ya gotta prepare? Across the board??
Dangā¦
Ah, Rick?? (Taps his shoulderā¦)ā¦Beinā President is a bunch more than being prepped for debate.
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