Discussion: Rick Perry Couldn't Care Less If You Laugh At His Glasses

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The eye chart is one of the few things this guy has ever actually read.

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Man, Catherine Thompson always gets the juicy assignments.

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“Perry’s wife picked out the stylish frames and the governor is well aware that he’s been the butt of some jokes since he started speaking in public.”

jw1

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Laughing at people for being a “four-eyes” is a high school bully thing. Not surprising most of the derision is coming from within his own party.

Laughing at people for being willfully ignorant aggressive assholes who think they can be president, yeah. That’s more like us. And, honestly, most of us were that way in high school, too, only more so.

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Oh, so he was hit in the head with a rock…that explains everything.

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His glasses are the least of his problems…

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Probably that oversized marker at the family ranch.
I can see how that would leave-- an impression.

jw1

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Um…It isn’t your glasses I’m laughing at, Goodhair.

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haven’t altered his perception of the world, or allowed him to see it any more clearly

Broad shoulders, narrow head…

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Perhaps Rick sees himself as a superhero … which would certainly explain the cape and codpiece that he wears under his business suit.

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Well, that’s lucky, Moron. Because we certainly are laughing at you.

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I don’t believe a word of this. He was trying to not look like the dummy he is and people are calling him on it.

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Thick frames accessorize his thick hair and thick head.

Trifecta.

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Every joke needs a butt…

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“Perry’s wife picked out the stylish frames …”

Anita is dressing him now? That explains the bouffant hair.

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I’m not laughing at his glasses.

The man behind his glasses…or the man in the fancy suit. when the shades are closed, what goes on inside? NOT to worry, there’s nothing going on in THERE, all HIS space is still EMPTY and void of any activity. The dead zone. .

The bookshelf in the “ride me rough” picture looks like a poster.

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Oh this is such an exciting story!! More like this please TPM

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