Discussion: Rick Gates: I Committed Crimes With Paul Manafort

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Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

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Shocking.

(Not at all)

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“Rick Gates, beginning testimony at the financial crimes trial of Paul Manafort, said he committed crimes with his former boss.”

The only option left to Manafort’s legal team is to impeach Gates’ credibility.

On the grounds that no jury could possibly trust someone corrupt enough to work for a crook like Manafort.

(To be forever known in future legal circles as The Groucho Defense.)

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Skinny Nixon was taken down with less.

Fat Nixon’s turn…

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Does the answer involve a country club?

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Wow, you guys beat the bigs on this one. <3 !!!

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But at the same time, if the prosecution is worth its salt, they will have Gates right up there with Mother Teresa and will, later on, show much more evidence that Manafort is guilty.

As I said on another thread, all the prosecution has to do is show its evidence and not piss off the judge. Neither one of these steps should be all that hard.

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Well said, Mr. Slackmeyer. Well said.

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To be honest, this is not entirely unexpected. :smile:

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This is gilding the lily. There was more than enough evidence already to keep Manfort in prison the rest of his life. Little doubt Muller is sending a message to Trump.

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So is this scandal to be called Rick Gates-gate? Must be something special if it’s double gated.

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I assume it’s just a matter of minutes before Rudy Giuliani issues this statement:

Gates’ testimony today proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that Donald Trump has never committed any crime, and even if he had, they were entirely legal. It’s time for Mueller to wrap up his rigged witch hunt.

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Crimean Punishment.

… focuses on the mental anguish and moral dilemmas of Paul Manafort, a suddenly
impoverished ex-lobbyist who formulates a plan to bilk an unscrupulous presidential candidate for his access to money.

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Bada Bing, Bada Boom, Bada Bang!

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Yeah … I did it.

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Giuliani: Committing crimes is not a crime. https://t.co/Tge9TVVgjP

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) August 6, 2018
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Was Mr. Gates specifically asked if he and Manafort may have committed some light treason?

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Doesn’t really flow trippingly off the tongue. How about RickRoll?

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But…but…but…Hillary’s emails!! BENGHAZI !!!

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