[face-palm] not that again…Oye! (lol)
We’re not racist because each and every one of us received a best friend who is black when we registered for the Republican party. No, seriously, I swear guys! He’s black! And my best friend. We totally do all kinds of shit together…as best friends. I can call him right now if you need me to. Democrats are the real racists! #ImARepublican
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REPUBLICANS READ THE NEW YORK TIMES IN PUBLIC.
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A message by Republicans for Republicans because let’s face it, they’ve sold their soul to the devil so many times in so many ways they desperately need someone who says ‘it’s okay’ and ‘I belong to the human race’. Pathetic, retarded traitors that they are.
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I wear tattoos and a beard and look like Larry The Cable Guy! I’m just folks and a Republican!
Here’s an explainer for this: What RepublicansArePeopleToo really means: http://politicalomnivore.blogspot.com/2014/09/republicans-are-people-too.html
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I love Jesus, and all that he taught and I believe that we’re a Christian nation. I just willfully ignore all that crazy liberal shit about helping the poor, accepting those who are different, obtaining obscene amounts of wealth, exploitation of the least among us, fucking up the environment and turning the other cheek. I mean, what kind of wussy shit is that? Amirite? #IamARepublican
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OK, does anyone else think the “gourmet cooking” bit originally read “homosexual”, but that got changed in review?
Also - They did manage to get some of the whitest looking minorities available.
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First it was:
Tax cuts for the rich will enrich everyone. When Republicans are in power. Then:
Needless wars pay for themselves. When Republicans are in power. And then:
Deficits don’t matter. When Republicans are in power.
The truth:
Government is the problem. When Republicans are in power.
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Could repugs be any bigger whinners? I don’t think so.
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I love how global warming is not happening…but I drive a Prius anyway.
or how the New York Times is a liberal rag…but I read it in public anyway.
I’m still trying to figure out how a tat, a beard and looking like your daughter is in prison for cooking meth are signs of liberalism.
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#ImARepublican because I want to cut taxes for the wealthy until they own every penny in the country.
#ImARepublican because I want corporations to be free to pollute and harm or kill us peons as they will.
#ImARepublican because I love to proclaim liberty while writing as many laws as possible trying to control behavior.
#ImARepublican because I think people who get laid off from their job should go hungry and lose their home for being so unlucky (and because I know they are really just lazy).
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Republicans are people. Terrible, horrible people. #ImARepublican
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Slavery was a blessing that meant guaranteed job security. #ImARepublican
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I just roll up the windows in this part of town. Why do you ask? #ImARepublican
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Climate scientists are disingenuous liars who are only in it for the research money. #ImARepublican
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Ignorance is strength.
#IAmARepublican
(they won’t get it)
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So all the demonization liberals (ie: “libtards”) get from Hannity, Limbaugh, O’Reilly, Coulter, FOX & Friends, Michael Savage, the Wall Street Journal editorial board, the Heritage Foundation, Grover Norquist, Nugent, Romney, Wayne LaPierre, a huge number of NRA members, various YouTube police officer videos, etc, etc, etc is to be disregarded because Republicans can dish it out, but can’t take it.
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If You come into this Country, You better learn to speak ENGLISH .Im so Sick and Tired of these Imigrants who dont want to learn are Language .It makes me SICK, My Ancesters had to learn it .they didnt have to PRESS 1 for ENGLISH!!! #ImARepulbican
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The stock sound system in my Prius is fantastic for blaring Limbaugh when I’m fully immersed in an aura of pure rage on the way to work. #ImARepublican
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