I think he said “the president is near”! 
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“I am not a witch.”
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Unwed inner-city mother a blight on society. Unwed Wasilla mother a blessing from God. #ImARepublican
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#ImARepublican
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Other people are scary!! #ImARepublican
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The Poor have too damn much money. The Rich need our help. #ImARepublican
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I Recycle (outmoded ideas) #ImARepublican
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They really don’t. Teabaggers are CONVINCED that just because the government screws up from time to time, it screws up ALL the time and it is trying to solve problems that simply CANNOT be solved. So you might as well get some tax relief. Here.
You should have seen the face of one guy when I told him that even if something turns out not to work, it’s American to at least try… But Teabaggers don’t even want to TRY. Why doesn’t this make them un-American? He nearly shit his pants with fury when others standing around started to laugh at him.
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I am stupid, evil, and utterly devoid of humanity! #IamARepublican
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I think this guy should be making decisions that affect millions. #IAmARepublican
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Ahhh…Kurt Vonnegut’s drawing of an asshole. I almost forgot about that one.
Almost.
Caption should be: “I wish it was browner”
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Marcus just can’t measure up.
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Did someone cast aspersions on his asparagus again?
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…Integrity / intelligence not necessary.
I believe this calls for serious trolling of the #ImARepublican . Check it out already on Twitter – hilarious.
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“And then I was like AAAAAA”
“And then he was like AAAAAA”
“And then the FEMA guys probed us. True story.”
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Gohmert et al:
Open mouth
Insert Koch
#IamTeapublican
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Republicans are evil.
Therefore it is logical “to talk about Republicans in the most evil terms possible”.
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