Discussion: Reports: Trump To Receive His First Classified Briefing On Wednesday

This has disaster written all over it.

Will he make it trough the day without disclosing classified information?

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We already know he has no patience or attentiveness to understand the simplest aspects of US civics.

This should go well.

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They’ll start him off easy.

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I cannot wait for tRump to share this information at future rallys!

Becuz sarcasm.

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Honest to God…

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I find this terrifying. Devoutly hope that the FBI knows what it’s doing.

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“Career staffers from the Office of the Director of National Intelligence are expected to lead the briefing.”

I suspect Chicolini and Pinky will brief him on Sylvania’s attempts to annex Freedonia.

He’d buy that.

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I’m sure we’ll hear the details of this “classified” briefing tomorrow as Trumpass publically discloses all of this classified info to the media.

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Speaking of classified briefings: When will Trump make his ‘Grand Tour’ and meet PM Theresa May and the chief of MI6 etc ? I can’t wait…

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Putin: Cant wait.
Twitter: We neither.

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This is a fantastic idea…what could go wrong?

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First briefing point:

“We suspect a candidate for POTUS is controlled by a foreign power. We are investigating his motives and connnections.”

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Spies don’t need to scour Clinton e-mails. Trump can likely be hacked like a cabin full of teenagers in the deep woods.

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Yeah, I’d say it’s about 50/50 he can’t keep anything he’s told a secret and winds up blabbering shit on national television. The fallout will be glorious!

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Christie gets in on them, too?

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Mister Trump, just so we can have a baseline, please find the United States of America on this globe.

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An anonymous senior campaign official confirmed the briefing, which is expected to cover major threats at home and abroad, to ABC News. NBC News also confirmed the news.

I would love to see his face when the FBI tells him the biggest threat to America is…his own campaign.

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Instead of informing Putin’s errand boy, why don’t they just tell Vlad the Impaler directly?

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“What the fuck is a globe? I use maps. Maps. Maps are what successful business people use to see where places are. This globe nonsense is just liberal spin. See? It spins. Besides, last time I checked the Earth, and I know the Earth, it was flat, okay? The Earth is flat. Flat.”

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