This has disaster written all over it.
Will he make it trough the day without disclosing classified information?
We already know he has no patience or attentiveness to understand the simplest aspects of US civics.
This should go well.
Theyâll start him off easy.
Honest to GodâŚ
I find this terrifying. Devoutly hope that the FBI knows what itâs doing.
âCareer staffers from the Office of the Director of National Intelligence are expected to lead the briefing.â
I suspect Chicolini and Pinky will brief him on Sylvaniaâs attempts to annex Freedonia.
Heâd buy that.
Iâm sure weâll hear the details of this âclassifiedâ briefing tomorrow as Trumpass publically discloses all of this classified info to the media.
Speaking of classified briefings: When will Trump make his âGrand Tourâ and meet PM Theresa May and the chief of MI6 etc ? I canât waitâŚ
Putin: Cant wait.
Twitter: We neither.
This is a fantastic ideaâŚwhat could go wrong?
First briefing point:
âWe suspect a candidate for POTUS is controlled by a foreign power. We are investigating his motives and connnections.â
Spies donât need to scour Clinton e-mails. Trump can likely be hacked like a cabin full of teenagers in the deep woods.
Yeah, Iâd say itâs about 50/50 he canât keep anything heâs told a secret and winds up blabbering shit on national television. The fallout will be glorious!
Christie gets in on them, too?
Mister Trump, just so we can have a baseline, please find the United States of America on this globe.
An anonymous senior campaign official confirmed the briefing, which is expected to cover major threats at home and abroad, to ABC News. NBC News also confirmed the news.
I would love to see his face when the FBI tells him the biggest threat to America isâŚhis own campaign.
Instead of informing Putinâs errand boy, why donât they just tell Vlad the Impaler directly?
âWhat the fuck is a globe? I use maps. Maps. Maps are what successful business people use to see where places are. This globe nonsense is just liberal spin. See? It spins. Besides, last time I checked the Earth, and I know the Earth, it was flat, okay? The Earth is flat. Flat.â