Discussion: Reports: Trump To Nominate John Kelly Deputy As Next DHS Chief

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Just another turd in need of flushing.

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Supposedly, Kelly wants to give her a “soft landing” before he bails.

She’s a repellent creature, though, and will do inestimable damage wherever she lands.

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And there you have it.

Kelly is getting out of the Oval Office one way or another.

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I won’t sit still for this!
The WaPo says she beat out Monster Mash Bossert!

Speaking of whom, the following is great. The song starts at 2:40 but the monolog is worth hearing

Vincent Price Monster Mash

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And likely sooner rather than later.

I have gotten rid of all of the clocks in my home. I just wait for Trump to say something untrue, stupid, insulting, bigoted, or unconstitutional - or any combination - and I know that 5 minutes of time has elapsed.
The motherfucker is more accurate than the Atomic Clock.

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Well, who can blame him? When’s the last time a POTUS needed an au paire to mind him all fucking day long and why would anyone in their right fucking mind sign up for that?

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Who are the Infamous They saying is going to take Kelly’s job?
Not this guy, I hope. He has no experience and is completely unqualified:

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(laughs)
Ahh, that Jackson Pollock. What a cutup.

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That’s what drives me batty. The media should be screaming from the rooftops, “WHY DOES THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES NEED A NANNY?!!!” This is fucking normal? Obama made headlines for using mustard on a burger (gee, I guess right-wingers never ordered a slider from White Castle), not wearing a flag pin, giving his wife a fist bump, wearing a tan suit, and countless other nonsensical things. He was blamed for the words of Reverend Wright, which Obama had nothing to do with. He was castigated for this shit! But Trump, the supposed leader of the free world, needs a goddamned babysitter. And the White house staff doesn’t even keep that fact under wraps because they WANT the American people and the world to know that they are not letting Little Lord Ladyfingers ride his Big Wheel in the Oval Office with the nuclear codes.
Why isn’t this a fucking headline every day in every newspaper and on every news website (well, except Fox, Breitbart, and the rest of the treasonous, congenital liars) every day? Stop the normalization of something this stupid and do your journalistic duty, MSM!

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How good a rusher is she?

Can she tackle Trump if he “lunges” for the football?

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His Blue Period, obviously.

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Thanks for the Vincent Price video. He’s priceless!

Here’s one of my favorites:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x27jhpj

From the WaPo article, Barrack:

  • is a billionaire
  • helped rescue Trump’s real estate empire years ago
  • was the top fundraiser for Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign
  • has remained unfailingly loyal to Trump
  • listens deferentially
  • was always subservient to [DT]

Damn, the man is hugely overqualified.

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Scum scrum?

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From what Barrack says about Trump, you can tell he himself is exactly like Trump.
No, Mr. Barrack. Trump is not “better than this”. He has never been “better then this”. He has always been this way. It’s just that in your selfish, entitled, rarified billionaire world you think his behavior is the norm.
Oh, and by the way, fuck you, Mr. Barrack.

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And me, being of dirty mind and soul, went in a whole nuther direction with that. :hushed:

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The only thing fat ass Donald has ever lunged for in his life is a dollar bill that would fall out of somebody else’s back pocket.

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