Discussion: Reports: Trump Records At Deutsche Bank Subpoenaed By Mueller

Ask Chiselin’ Trump. He has all the best words.

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But he wasn’t the one who made all of those things illegal.

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I’m gonna have to recycle this one:

His fingers were all ajitter,
'Cause Obama just beat him at Twitter.
“I’ll show him a tweet
That can never be beat,”
Said the anus-mouthed one from the shitter.

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They’ve had the ducuments for months and the timing is just too exquisite. I think this is part of Mueller’s plan. He is tightening the screws on a paranoid, treasonous loser and a bunch of his totally corrupt, largely clueless, cronies.

They really must have Trump in a phoneless padded room at this point. But don’t worry, he will escape. Then he’ll grab his phone and shoot his dick off. Again.

How often do you get the target of your investigation continuously feeding you incriminating evidence? In real time?? Trump’s twitter – the gift that keeps on giving. Mueller must shutter every time someone calls for Twitter to shut it down!

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And profits, don’t ever forget about their love of money and power over everyone else.

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Yeah, that part about them declaring themselves totally innocent actually made me laugh out loud. It frightened my dog.

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No, he was trying to steal its country.

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I’m reading the no-connection-to-mirror-trades thing a little differently. The mirror trades operation was a very specific set of crimes for which DB got hammered with fines and quite possibly faces ongoing civil, criminal and ricin-umbrella liability. So they didn’t want Mueller looking into that (again). But if Trump isn’t connected to that and was instead laundering money on his own with DB as an “unknowing” conduit, giving up his records doesn’t pose (nearly as much) risk to DB. So they’re happy to let Mueller rummage around.

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Keep on persisting!

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The German bank that has lent President Trump hundreds of millions of dollars over the years was subpoenaed by Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation, Reuters and Bloomberg reported. Deutsche Bank received a subpoena “several weeks ago” for financial records related to Trump and his family, unnamed sources told the outlets.

OMG this has me over the moon!
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“If Russia laundered money through the Trump Organization, it would be far more compromising than any salacious video and could be used as leverage against Donald Trump and his associates and family,” he said.

Absolutely! Really, who cares about a pee tape? As far as I know, nothing he did in it is actually illegal, I bet there’s some on the alt-right that would jack off to it anyway. Nothing in it is actually illegal, and since republicans just through their weight being yet another sex offender, they’d just say the tape was patriotic or some other bull.

Now documentation of actual crimes! That’s what gets me going in the morning!

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After 9/11, DB and other foreign banks were hit with additional reporting requirements for all US customers who could not supply them with a non-US address to send statements. They purged a bunch of accounts then to avoid reporting, but obviously not trump’s.

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It’s only money if people are willing to take it. Most aren’t.

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A little loose with my pronoun “he” there. Obviously someone else would be tasked with the ruse. And yes, Trump would probably eff that up to.

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My main twist to your argument is that I don’t think Trump makes it to 2020. Given his horrible health and habits, compounded with the stress, I just think that a pulmonary embolism or an aneurysm is inevitably in his near future. At that point, the 25th Amendment would kick in without requiring Congress and the Cabinet to step in and all bets are off. At that point, I don’t know what is likely to happen.

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There was some talk of violence and VERY young teenage girls on these tapes, but you’re right. There is nothing like good old fashioned money laundering to get you in legal hot water. WAY more direct.

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Many elements of this mess are way out of hand - towers of fraud and stupidity have grown - and when crap like that happens - and rats get cornered - they do desperate things - so have to wonder - with all the shady characters and organizations entangled in all of this - have to wonder …when so hitmen start getting calls? when do cars drive off roads and into lakes -oops! when do airplanes fall out of the sky … when do simple cups of tea turn lethal?

Post each line out on it’s own …

So I can ’ like ’ each one separately — :laughing:

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Ah. I only heard about hookers peeing on a bed the Obamas slept on in Moscow. Mind you, I do NOT want any more details, but thank you for the information.

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That’s a good point and I agree it’s a distinct possibility. Overweight, out of shape and sedentary, eats a crappy diet, is a rageaholic, and is under severe stress. So yeah, he does seem like a prime candidate for a heart attack, stroke or something along those lines.

At that point, the 25th Amendment would kick in without requiring Congress and the Cabinet to step in and all bets are off. At that point, I don’t know what is likely to happen.

Well, in that case Pence becomes President (or if Pence has been impeached or resigned or died or whatever in the meantime, then whoever replaces Pence as Vice President becomes President).

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They are going to lose at least the same amount of time to the Kleptocrat Mafia that has taken them.

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