Discussion: Reports: Secret Service Agent Suspended For Soliciting Prostitute

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I hope they weren’t having dinner.

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Later today, Trump will call Robert Costa just to say this agent is “a good person.”

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As weird as it seems, at least now we know the Sec Serv wasn’t only fucking up when O was Prez.

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Who does he think he is, Donald Trump?

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And suggest he should have used Trump Escort Service instead.

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Something is missing from this story, IMO.
Motel owners do not usually care who you bring into your room or what goes on. Was there some kinky, noisy stuff?

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Firing secret service agents for soliciting prostitute is gonna deplete the ranks.

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WTF, Secret Service.

No girlfriends? No boyfriends? No dating? Can’t spell pron?

Why do they keep turning to hookers and keep getting caught at it?

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Mrs.Butterworth runs a spiffy house.

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I missed the thing about the selfies with the sleeping kid. How could that happen, seriously, unless the Secret Service agents were on babysitting duty?

I followed the link; seems pretty clear it was just that eight-year old and two agents driving from the Trump Westchester estate to Manhattan. However long a journey that is, any normal family would have sent him with a parent or perhaps paid for a sitter to watch him.

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If only this were the most serious scandal to emerge from the Orange White House I’d sleep better at night.

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Busted for soliciting a prostitute while working for a whore. How embarrassing.

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Reportedly his last words were, “Can I get you a bucket of ice, Kellyanne?”

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I was going to say essentially the same thing.

…according to the network, police responded to a call from the hotel’s manager, who noted suspicious activity in one of the rooms.

It’s a hotel FFS - a room with a bed, a bathroom and possibly a minibar. What must one do to push the manager to call the police?

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At least he offered to pay her - Sexual Assault Awareness Month is a success!

@austin_dave It was a threesome with Mrs. Butterworth.

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How much was Pence willing to spend? Was there a golden showers option involved?

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I think that this agent was only doing a little “quality control” testing for Little Donnie Trump. He should not be disciplined for doing this thankless task.

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Things can get sticky if you don’t pay up, though.

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Hiring a woman for sex? That’s beyond the pale.

No one in this administration pays for anything.

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