Discussion: Reports: Priebus Assures RNC Members The Party Is Still On Board With Trump

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You and what party, Priebus?

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Hand together or hang separately? Either way, Reince, you and your party are still climbing the gallows stairs on Nov. 8th

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Reince Priebus, when you take away the vowels.

RNC PR BS

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Priebus:
“Trump
Grabbed
Our
Pussy”

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Sounds like Reince just found that coffee maker.

Have a nice crash…

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“Priebus indicated that Trump’s apology for his past comments was sincere and sufficient.”

Before breaking into uncontrollable laughter.

And chugging another Big Gulp of Everclear.

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These Godly Christians telling us with a straight face that that half-assed “apology” (which ticked off every possible characteristic of a bad apology, by the way) was sincere or “heartfelt” or the evidence of a “big man”–they really don’t care what anyone thinks of their moral sense, do they?

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Serious question: Will Reince pay a price for Trump? Will he be fired after November?

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It’s never been about their morals only the money.

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Well if Reince has any business sense all support the RNC gives TOG’s campaign should have to pay upfront, cash on the barrel head, no credit extended. And billed by the minute.

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Well, duh, but they’ve either forgotten the elements of a halfway-plausible fig leaf or they just don’t care any more.

Priebus has his lips tightly planted on Trumps ass. He thinks by supporting Trump he’s going to help the down ticket Republicans, but he’s wrong. The GOP is now set to wander in the wilderness for at least the next 8 years.

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Damn the fig leaves full steam ahead!

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But enough about that, Reince. Let’s talk about how literally no one wants your job and you’re basically guaranteed another full term as chairman. The RNC - it’s just like the Hotel California.

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Ah yes - there he goes - Reince Priebus piloting the GOP at high speed down the highway to Hell … passing off-ramp, after off-ramp while his passengers plead for him to take an exit - because they are about to barf.

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Fking awesome!!
:fireworks: :moneybag:

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Reince I smell something on the breeze…

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Trump’s VA chair didn’t call them “establishment pukes” for nothing!

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Film of big liner sinking in storm. General panic and dramatic music.
Captain: This is your captain speaking. There is no need for panic. Woman and children first. I repeat that, women and children first.
Captain: Do not rush for the lifeboats - remember, women and children first.
First Officer: And Red Indians!
Captain(putting his hand over the PA) What did you have to get dressed up like that for?
First Officer: It was the only thing left.
Captain: Oh. All right. (into the PA) Women, children and Red Indians…
Second Officer: And spacemen!
Captain: Here is a revised list. Women, children, Red Indians and spacemen, (hand over PA) what’s that meant to be?
Third Officer: Well it’s a sort of impression of what a kind of Renaissance courtier artist might have looked like at the court of one of the great families like the Medicis or the Borgias…
Fourth Officer: No it’s not, it’s more Flemish than Italian.
Fifth Officer: Yes - that’s a Flemish merchant of the fifteenth or sixteenth centuries…
Third Officer: What! With these tassles?
Fourth Officer: Yes, yes. They had those fined doublets going tapering down into the full hose you know - exactly like that.
Captain: (into the PA) One moment, please, don’t panic. (puts his hand over the PA) Now, what is it meant to be? I’ve got to tell them something. … is it a Flemish merchant?
Third Officer: No, it is not a Flemish merchant. It’s more a sort of idealized version of the complete Renaissance Man…
Captain: Oh, all right.
Fourth Officer: It’s not…
Captain: All right! All right! (into the PA) this is your captain speaking… do not rush for the lifeboats … women, children, Red Indians, spacemen (stock film of long shot of sinking vessel, the voice over fading) and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

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