Discussion: Reports: Militia Members Head To The Border As Trump Inflates 'Caravan' Threat

well, if the military had to defend themselves against the militias.
It could turn out for the better.
Lower the population of the trump maggots in one fell swoop.

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So many things:

Reported incidents of unregulated militias stealing National Guard equipment during deployments.
Reported? They know whose doing it and it’s not being stopped? WTF?

They operate under the guise of citizen patrols supporting CBP [Customs and Border Protection] primarily between POEs [Points of Entry].”

OK CBP has citizen volunteers? Who trains and takes responsibility for them?

So, at least 100 maggots will be out in the daylight to be photographed and identified. Come on Fox News, you can do it! Make them Murkin heeeroes!

With the refugees 1000+ miles away, we’re now going to see what kind of attention span these yayhoos have, plus what kinds of jobs they had that will let them take so much time away from collecting unemployment and disability. How well do scooters operate in that environment?

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I had a friend who became radicalized when Clinton was President and he joined a militia, tried to convince me to join too. (I said fuck that noise) He claimed they had plans to steal Nat Guard weapons and tanks from a small town near here to “battle the godless liberals”. 20 years later nothing has been stolen, proving him and his friends are fucking lazy rednecks.

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i wish i hadn’t asked

What they steal depends on the mission the NG group specializes in. Whatever weapons that are not in use will be secured. So hopefully they will not score a Stinger missile or a case of machine guns. More likely the militia maggats will try to engage the real soldiers in conversation and grab anything not nailed down when they are distracted. They might snag a modern field communications device, medical gear, rations, and spotter scopes. It’s all a big game to the maggats. The NG folks for their part can use the scenario to balance their equipment inventory lists. Everybody knows they are just there to jerk off the trumpsters.

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Sure rounds in chambers, safety off and looking to be “the man”…however they are and allways will be AMMO SEXUALS.

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So, the Minutemen will be armed, but the US soldiers will not? This will not turn out well.

Is that 100 more than went during the Bush administration, or did those guys give up? Apparently, they failed.

So now, more losers are going to play pretend. Do they realize they’re facing shoeless children?

They’re going to need more “volunteers”.

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Whitetail deer season in Texas, everybody is wearing cammo and carrying rifles.
Trump has declared open season on migrants so bubba wants to get a trophy.

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Property owners along the border and others have always patrolled the area and alerted authorities, not sure if that’s who they’re referring to as citizen volunteers.

That’s a whole lotta beer talking to dream up stealing a tank. JFC, these people need to crawl back in their holes.

Jobs! We don’t need no stinkin’ jobs!

These a-holes can’t hold a job.

Was anyone else amused by the fact that the Pentagon referred to these folks as “unregulated” militias? Unlike their Commander in Chief, these guys have actually read the Constitution.

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They might snag a modern field communications device, medical gear, rations, and spotter scopes

The military treats losing a radio the same as losing a weapon; they get really twitchy about the idea of their $12,000 encrypted communications devices going walkabout.

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Comedy gold!

I didn’t know the Rascals used by these fat-asses had solar batteries in order to make that far of a journey.

Remember Jade Helm!!!111!!!

One is bleached white sacks, the other has brown streaks…

Yep, that did not go un-noticed.
And it was a nice dig at the lack of seriousness generally displayed by such groups and the people who join them.

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