Discussion: Reports: House Intel Committee To Call Trump Org CFO Allen Weisselberg To Testify

What’s wrong with it? It shows firm, supported young balls.

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I love the photo! Looks like the Prez just farted and hopes no one notices; Weisselberg is thinking, "Oh, for God’s sake! What I put up with!), and the sweaty son is thinking, “If I just hold still and pretend it didn’t happen, Dad won’t get mad.”

Priceless!

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Haha…aside from you answering your own question, I’d like to see how that thing survives even one moderate breaker or an attempt at boogy-boarding lol

Or…“Maybe if I inhale deeply and compliment the bouquet, dad will finally love me…”

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Jeezus, I hope there are boxes. Please let there be many fine boxes.

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@maximus
Thats how he’s going down
RICO , Tax evasion and Insurance Fraud

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Sad.

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Right? “Good one dad…was that one deep-butt? I can almost make out the special sauce…”

Yep, I don’t care if Mangolini goes down for unpaid parking tickets, as long as he takes his crime family with him. I couldn’t see him playing the Contessa and the chauffeur.

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And a passing resemblance
Needs a Fedora

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Remember when Trump threatened the SCO if it investigated his business? Hahaha let him try to fire the House of Representatives. Love it when the stable genius tells you exactly where the bodies are buried.

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How about they subpoena the photographer(s)

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Actually, I think that’s a Homburg. All the movie wimps wear them.

And also, Who you gonna believe? Someone who looks like they smell nice or …

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Tony Schwartz, the ghostwriter author of “The Art Of The Deal,” characterized the Organization as a “dusty Mom & Pop shop with a handful of employees.”

Others have characterized it as “a small dedicated group of capos who answer only to the boss, carrying out his every whim.” Yet others describe it differently, more of a clan of clowns. All the descriptions coalesce on a simple truth: It’s an incompetent crime family whose jig is soon to be up.

Prosecutors will no doubt have a more refined take on them when they file RICO charges.

Fun Fact: If convicted under RICO statutes, the government may seize every financial benefit gained from the Organization’s crimes, including penalties and, in the case of tax fraud, interest.

Those (soon-to-be very) poor* bastards.

*Fingers crossed.

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Do we really want all those leftover Trump Steaks? Dog doesn’t keep well…

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Not sure I wanted to “like” that Post. Those photographs increase in their creepiness over time. It’s … not normal.

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Most obscure bit of referential humor in the flick:

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As he used to do?

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I’m with you on that one, with “Wussy Weisselberg” as a close second.

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Agreed, and I’m realizing more and more how naive it is to think they will ever find a smoking gun. This isn’t that kind of case. It’s not a murder or an assault where we can expect to find DNA. There are tapes (Lordy!), but it’s probably pretty unlikely that even PP was stupid enough to spell out his involvement. I imagine that if there are tapes they probably sound like Goodfellas.
“Did you take care of the thing?”
“What thing?”
“You know, the thing? The thing with our friends in red.”
“Oh, that thing. Yeah, it’s done.”

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