Every time that story seems like itâs gotten as weird as itâs going to get, it gets weirder.
Oh well. I hope your wifeâs okay, donât let the hospital door hit your ass on the way in.
Iâve said it before, but will the last one out please turn off the lights?
Bless your lying ratfking little heart. Scoot out of town before it gets TO hot and use the little woman as âcoverâ. What a guy.
My spidey sense tells me that around the office Trent Frank was channeling Tracy Morganâs 30 Rock character:
Iâm sure the good people of Texas can find a nice Christian pedophile to take his place.
Guess heâs paying for her stay with tax funded socialized medicine
ââŚand my dog diedâŚand my kid fell out of a windowâŚand my house burned downâŚand I found my long-lost twin brother. Is that enough to make you stop asking questions?â
Huh.
I was not aware that âSerial Adulteryâ by the Husband could result in the other partner having an âOngoing Ailmentâ.
Not a lot of people know that. You learn something every day here at TPM.
Franks is actually from Arizona. He couldnât be from Texas because the Texas Republicans would never elect someone as intelligent as Franksâand thatâs not really saying a lot about Franksâs intelligence.
Being married to him could be considered an âongoing ailmentâ. Hope she gets through this ok.
Was he still holding the turkey baster when he held his presser?
Sorry, my mistake. StillâŚ
His office had two Marthas, just like in the book.
Yeahâthat. Does he lose his government health insurance? I believe they all had to sign on to ACA, so now?
The article listed him as R (Texas). Donât be too hard on yourself.
Whatâs she hospitalized for? Herpes or nervous breakdown?
Get well soon, Mrs. Franks.
Extreme Valium Deficiency.