Discussion:Reports: Franks Badgered Aides to Allow Him To Impregnate Them For $5 Million

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Every time that story seems like it’s gotten as weird as it’s going to get, it gets weirder.

Oh well. I hope your wife’s okay, don’t let the hospital door hit your ass on the way in.

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I’ve said it before, but will the last one out please turn off the lights?

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Bless your lying ratfking little heart. Scoot out of town before it gets TO hot and use the little woman as ‘cover’. What a guy.

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My spidey sense tells me that around the office Trent Frank was channeling Tracy Morgan’s 30 Rock character:

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I’m sure the good people of Texas can find a nice Christian pedophile to take his place.

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Guess he’s paying for her stay with tax funded socialized medicine

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“…and my dog died…and my kid fell out of a window…and my house burned down…and I found my long-lost twin brother. Is that enough to make you stop asking questions?”

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Huh.

I was not aware that “Serial Adultery” by the Husband could result in the other partner having an “Ongoing Ailment”.

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Not a lot of people know that. You learn something every day here at TPM.

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Franks is actually from Arizona. He couldn’t be from Texas because the Texas Republicans would never elect someone as intelligent as Franks–and that’s not really saying a lot about Franks’s intelligence.

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Being married to him could be considered an ‘ongoing ailment’. Hope she gets through this ok.

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Was he still holding the turkey baster when he held his presser?

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Sorry, my mistake. Still…

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His office had two Marthas, just like in the book.

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Yeah–that. Does he lose his government health insurance? I believe they all had to sign on to ACA, so now?

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The article listed him as R (Texas). Don’t be too hard on yourself.

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What’s she hospitalized for? Herpes or nervous breakdown?

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Get well soon, Mrs. Franks.

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Extreme Valium Deficiency.

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