Discussion for article #226200
Boy caught, Boycott!
I’m not sure that there is a bigger horse’s ass on the entire planet than Steven Seagal—and that’s a pretty big herd. Blowhard of the Decade Award… no doubt. Gitty-up, Wannabe!
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Well, at least it’s not like when you’re disappointed by the obnoxious sociopolitical views of a great artist you deeply admire.
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Look for Seagal to be on Fox (false) News playing with Huckabee and singing Putin Love songs. What a sick bunch of criminals, the whole lot; Murdoch, Putin, Hannity, the Kochs, Seagal etc.
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This could be a clever CIA plot wherein Steve swallows Crimea and brings it back to the USA to be used to house those Latin American kids down at the border.
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If Seagal plays guitar as well as he acts that’s one show I don’t mind missing.
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After performing all Steve wanted was to urinate on the MH-17 crash site and check out Putie’s legendary moobs…
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Just when you think that one of the biggest jerks in Hollywood could not possibly be a bigger jerk, Nature comes along and surprises you. Putin must spend a lot of other Russians money on stamps for all Seagal’s fan mail.
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He was just jealous that Ted Nugent was getting all the attention.
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Having been disappointed with Segal the actor–
since he ‘burst onto the scene’ (according to IMdb) in 1988 in Above The Law?
The only role I’ve found mildly entertaining was from 2008
(regaling The Onion News Network) in The Onion Movie–
where Segal’s character is the aptly named: Cock Puncher.
jw1
Seagal is obviously psychotic, and has crossed the line between actor and teenage action-flick character…
Steven, or Steven’s loved ones, if you are reading this, you need to get help.
TPM Headline: Report: US Actor Steven Seagal Performs In Crimea
Is there any way we can make him stay there?
Right wingers do so love themselves some authoritarians, don’t they.
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Promptly after this occurred, Crimea asked to rejoin Ukraine.
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Yep.
Free smorgasbord.
jw1
He was then followed by a kazoo-playing Dustin Diamond.
Apparently, Seagal is the only American musician allowed to visit Russia under the new Obama sanctions. The Russian people will fold in a week.
Hasn’t Crimea been through enough?
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he’s not a white woman…so don’t expect any reich wing outrage.