Discussion: Report: Trump Uses Chris Christie As ‘Manservant’ To Fetch His McDonald’s

Seems apropos

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Trump must be a very trusting soul if he lets Christie pick up his McDonald’s order. I’m guessing at least a few fries are mssing from the bag every time.

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And that’s because Donald Trump is so wealthy he can afford to eat at only the best restaurants.

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You say “man servant” but I’m pretty sure it’s “man whore.”

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Personally, I don’t think Rump would care if the bag was empty.

Just the act of dominating Christie, having him get food for Rump which is clearly a sore point for Christie is satisfying enough.

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I’m surprised he’s not eating at Chick-fil-A to show his sympathy for Orlando.

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Well, that’s only during the day. Krispy “lives” for the nighttime play:

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This gif will get played out one day…until then…

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Turn about is fair play! Trump has given Christie a number of sandwiches to gobble down.

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Political sadomasochism on parade!

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Christie will accept any humiliation as long as he thinks he’s going to be Attorney General. Rather pathetic. His political future is in that tank if Trump does not win. That’s quite a gamble Porky.

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Christie’s no prisoner - he’s a more than willing participant in his own humiliation. Trump will have him crowing like a rooster soon. (that is the most oblique reference to a silent movie ever - The Blue Angel.)

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Uncorroborated fourth-hand account - but even if not actually true, so, so true metaphorically.

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Too, too easy!

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Personally, I am convinced that Trump has something on Christie. Trump wouldn’t remain friends with anybody for 14 years unless a payoff was promised along the way.

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“And here’s an extra $20, Chris. Go out and buy yourself something pretty. And a bucket of wings.”

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There’s a lot more to this story than trumpet humiliating Christie. The Rs who are quoted here are showing how afraid they are of losing their seats or watching the party going down in flames and they’re considering voting for him to avoid that instead of for the smartest, most nimble, most engaged candidate we’ve ever seen…

It might have something to do with Atlantic City, which we’re learning trumpet treated like an ATM machine.

@tena The Blue Angel,
I’m thinking What I Did For Love, from A Chorus Line…

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Krispy was just being ~drum roll!~…

Well, you didn’t expect Malaria’ to fetch his burger did you?

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Trump must have photographs…

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