Discussion: Report: Trump Sends Rubio A Case Of Water To Help With His Sweating

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“Rubio’s campaign didn’t return CNN’s request for comment.”

Well, what do you want them to do? Deny that Rubio sweats a lot? That would be bullshit.

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As someone who suffers from hyperhydrosis, I know it isn’t a laughing matter.

THIS, however, is FUNNEE. Don’t change, Donald! (Unless by some godforsaken chance you get elected and then please CHANGE, Motherfucker, CHANGE.)

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This is so funny. I imagine though that Rubio already has a lot of bottles of water already squirreled away for the debates.

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Trump must be straining every muscle in his body trying make sure he does not ‘accidentally - on purpose’ let his comments include the words ‘wet’ and ‘back’…you know that the insolent adolescent in Trump is dying to say it.

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GULP.

Hahahhaaaaaaaaa…well done Trump.

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Rubio needs time to prepare a response. He isn’t all that fast thinking on his feet. Give them a day or two to craft something and time for him to practice it. THEN he will have come back.

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I’ll give the devil his due.

“Very good, Annelle. Spoken like a true smartass.” ~ Clairee Belcher, Steel Magnolias

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Maybe Rubio is making a video where he’s destroying the case of water with a chainsaw or something.

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Since the Presidential candidates want to play at kid games, then Rubio should sent The Donald some hair combs and barrettes for the next time he wears a top knot ponytail!

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Harumph missed the perfect opportunity to send Rube a dead fish inside a bulletproof vest.

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He’ll use that for Don Christie

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Great idea Crittersmith! Maybe add some curlers, a curling iron and a pair of pink panties! Hah!

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Whatever else you may say about the man, Trump is a master troll.

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Jerkstore!

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He could say he’s sending Big Door a tube of Fixodent and a Rx for Viagra to help him act his age.

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Don´t forget hairspray. He uses lots and lots of hairspray.

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Ok, Trump is a brash and narcissistic douchebag, but I have to admit he does some pretty good trolling.

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I’m no fan of either but I have a few words. Trump hangs out in NYC ( a fantastic place ) that ranged from 55 to 65 degrees today. Humidity at 68 %. Rubio’s a South Florida ( also a fantastic place ) guy and it was 76 to 86 degrees there today with a humidity of 75 %.

So, all other things being equal ( political that is ) you will probably sweat a lot more in Florida than you will in New York. In 2 months they’ll be shoveling a path in snow for Trump but Rubio will still be turning his AC on. Fuck all of that Trump shit.

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If he sent the water to Ms. Clinton would it be OK?