Discussion: Report: Trump, Pence Livid About Report Tillerson Called POTUS A 'Moron'

Anything — any word, any action, any thing — that doesn’t burnish Cockholster’s internal opinion of himself is unacceptable.

Wrong: “He’s a fucking moron.” — Rexxon Tillerson
Right: “He loves his country. He puts Americans and America first. He’s smart, he demands results wherever he goes and he holds those around him accountable for whether they’ve done the job he’s asked them to do.” — Rexxon Tillerson

Case closed.


ETA: The above post was written bearing in mind that Rexxon made the “Right” statement timed to take place while DOTUS was sure to hear it: on AF1 on his way to Las Vegas, where he threw out 4-packs of his signature ass-wipes.

Just kidding about the ass-wipes. They’re from Mexico, manufactured by a Mexican attorney who did (probably) two minutes of research to discover the Trump name for certain products was not trademarked, which, of course, begs the question: Who owns the Mexican Trump trademark for designer douches?

Who could imagine that he didn’t even throw out $1 chips from Trump Casino … and it’s just right down the street?!

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Hey, Donnie, you’re a moron. Everyone says so. Pence, so are you. And, Huckamuck, we are capable of reading the news, and you make no sense: the president has been undermining his secretary of state. Just 'cause you say it doesn’t make it so.

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Just read Josh’s post. Trump is in total freaked-out mode. Loved the joking comment from one of the wives that their faces were getting tired during picture-taking.

The moron is all bluster, “full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

What a pathetic human being.

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I’ve been researching Evan Mecham’s time as governor of Arizona and one of the critical differences was there was no equally awful and yet disgustingly servile lieutenant governor waiting in the wings. The other difference was the state legislature, controlled by Republicans, was willing to impeach one of their own and install the Democratic secretary of state as governor.

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shhh… please don’t tell my teenager that - I keep telling him the opposite!

But what the fuck do I know?

:sunglasses:

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I’ll bet a dollar to your donut there will be a ‘two-fer’ this Friday, and Mattis will be out, too, also and as well.

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Trump was warned about that

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How many people who don’t think Rump is a moron are even capable of flying coach and chewing gum at the same time?

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It’s just vocabulary. Have him memorize some good Inuit or Yanamamo words for curse words, the intent will be there, but so colorful and less “in your face.”

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:joy:

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And that is preventing him, how, exactly?

Probably endless. That is, likable Parkerisms.

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When my mother and I get to talking about Donnie, we are fucking geniuses.

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Trump may be raising the Liberal IQ average at this rate.

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Yes he can fire Sessions and Sessions replacement can sack Mueller n Rosenstein, but there could be some repercussions (hedging) from that.

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That’s a damn big sample, but shit, you may be fucking right.

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:smile:

Hell yes I’m right - Jesus fucking Christ walking on cheerios…

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RExxon RExit watch is on! Okay, I’m fucking calling it. Right here, right now:

RExxon is out at 4:20PM EDT tomorrow.

If my “420” prediction is correct, I will eat one of my last remaining edibles from my trip out west this summer!

Any other Karnaks out there tonight?

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I’ll play. I’ll bet Tena wakes & bakes to a resignation.

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Ooo I would looove that.

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