Great, 1/3 of a ton of heaving, wheezing, pasty man-flesh jointly running the country
Christie is all over this, knowing full well that the COS’s prime responsibility is arrange for the KFC and Mickey D’s to be available at all times…
I think Christie would simultaneously be a pretty good choice for both the administration and for the country, actually.
Since this administration cannot do even the little things right, it’s therefore gonna be Jared.
True story relevant to the headlines: Trump might have had a more normal transition if he’d let Christie handle it. But Christie raised some money to cover expenses and then took it and, you know, actually covered expenses. And Trump heard about it and got enraged, saying “You’re stealing from me!” Because if money comes Trump’s way he figures it’s his money. So they stopped doing a normal transition and never recovered. Supposedly this is all in the Woodward book.
Unless Christie’s more of a glutton for punishment than he is for food, I don’t think it would work for long. Christie’s a hothead who yells at anyone who criticizes or questions him, and we know what Trump is. I’d think it would last two, three Scaramuccis.
What’s Christie been doing with his time since 2016? I see him occasionally on the talking head shows – he has a very round talking head – but I don’t know what he’s doing during the week. Does Chick-Fil-A deliver in New Jersey?
tRump and Christie in the Oval Office, I hope they reinforced the floors beforehand.
Yes. that could be a contributor.
Ggggolly!
I see Christie. He’s standing in front of the Whitehouse. I can’t see the Whitehouse.
Chris Christie must be the nation’s biggest masochist and humiliation hog. Every time Trump wiggles his finger at him, Christie comes rushing wagging his tail only to be humiliated and kicked out of the room just for the amusement of JarJar Kushner.
Christie would loom over the sitting dotard, point at his face, yell “YOU HIRED ME TO DO A FUCKING JOB, SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE”… and then who would Trump get to go fire him?
Times two.
Did Chrisie bring some Egg McMuffins to the interview?
It wont last long if Christie does get the job, he and individual1 will brawl in the offal office over the last piece of chicken in the kfc bucket.
I can’t wait for the talent and bathing suit segments of the Who Wants To Be COS show.
In all seriousness, if Toadglans choo-choo-chooses the Outlaw Jersey Whale as his next COS it will be a great opportunity for them to restart that jogging regimen they both miss so much.
I called this one ages ago.
Prostitutes get in bed for money with people they nevertheless find repugnant, insulting, unethical, immoral and criminal. It’s just a job, and they need the money.
How Chris Chrisite, or anyone else working for or with Trump, is any different from a prostitute eludes me.*
*A bit uneasy using a prostitue for this analogy. It should be legal. Christie’s version is.
9 Chris Christie Quotes About Donald Trump
Matt Higginson
Feb 26, 2016
“There are folks in this race who don’t care about what the law says because they’re used to being able to just fire people indiscriminately on television. So, they don’t have to worry about laws say or not say.”
“He shouldn’t be making fun of people’s disabilities. It’s just not worthy of someone running for president of the United States.”
“We’re here talking about really serious important issues and whatever Donald Trump has said for the day today is quite frankly nothing I have any interest in responding to.”
“Donald Trump is acting like a thirteen-year-old.”
“Showtime is over. We are not electing an entertainer-in-chief. Showmanship is fun, but it is not the kind of leadership that will truly change America.”
“Everybody else can figure out what they think is outrageous or not outrageous — in the context of Donald, outrageous is a high bar.”
“Bluster, posturing, talking a big game isn’t the same thing as actually doing something.’’
“If we are going to turn our frustration and anger with the D.C. insiders, the politicians of yesterday and the carnival barkers of today into something that will actually change American lives for the better, we must elect someone who has been tested.”
“I tell everybody who goes to a Donald Trump event, if you get to ask a question, just ask him ‘how?’ I don’t care which of the things he talks about just ask him, ‘How? How?’”
https://medium.com/soapbox-dc/9-chris-christie-quotes-about-donald-trump-4d68a03226e8Christie would be a great choice for a shutdown chief of staff. Here he is enjoying a New Jersey State Beach during a state government shutdown.
Let’s have some more people break their NDAs, please.
Those things usually stink after rotting in the heat like that.
Hope whoever cleaned that scene up wore a hazmat suit.