Discussion: Report: Trump Is Refusing To Make Eye Contact With Gary Cohn

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Tick…tick…tick…

Goodbye, little tick.

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What is this, high school with the mean girls?

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“I am reluctant to leave my post as director of the National Economic Council because I feel a duty to fulfill my commitment to work on behalf of the American people,” he said. “But I also feel compelled to voice my distress over the events of the last two weeks.”

I have some spare boxes you might need to pack up your desk and go.

Here’s your hat; what’s your hurry?

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Ever since Cohn started the rumor that Donald’s hair isn’t real, things have gone downhill. Donald thinks Cohn is an evil Medicine Man.

Ironic, since no one believes Donald has a soul left to steal.

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Wow, talk about childish behavior.

So, is Trump gonna short-sheet Cohn’s bed? Maybe the old shaving cream trick? Super glue his butt to the toilet seat?

What fun!

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Cohn: No matter what, I need my tax cuts. I am entitled.

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Well, I suppose Gary Cohn can always shuffle back to Goldman-Sachs, where he can, out of shame, avoid making eye-contact with his clients.

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Refusing to make eye contact is a sign of submission.

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And I also heard trump was upset Cohn is trying to make “fetch” happen. As soon as Cohn leaves the room he tells all his REAL friends that fetch isn’t going to happen.

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Middle school playground put-downs.

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Stay up, Gary, I got money on ya.
@lizzymom

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The film that foretold the Trump presidency: Mean Girls.

Damn, @maximus beat me to it.

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That’s exactly what it is. Master negotiator and brilliant businessman, my ass.

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Don’t forget about ganging up on him and stuffing him into a locker or shoving his head into a toilet bowl.

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Meanwhile…

So, churches (what about synagogues, mosques?) that do not pay taxes should get tax money for relief efforts. Will these relief efforts only go to good God-fearing christians, as did some of religious relief work after Katrina?

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The commitment he refers to is changing the tax code to further enrich the rich (i.e., ´the American people´) while screwing the rest of us.

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“Pennying” or locking him in the men’s room with Franklin Graham and Sheriff Clarke.

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Always possible that Trump’s staring at Cohn’s crotch…

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Wow, that would be mean.

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