More good news for the Trump regime.
Next heâll toast Bill OâReilly.
Itâs a wonder the Russian Embassy isnât renting a floor in Trump Tower.
But Sean Spicer says he played a very limited role in the campaign, which is nice âŚ
âI donât know any mobsters. I wouldnât know Tofik Arifov if I saw him. Just ask Joey âNo Socksâ Cinque, who I also donât know. Iâve never met 'em.â
âCan I get an âAmen?ââ
Iâd never be around unsavory characters. Fuggedaboudit!
They would like to but all the space is already leased to its biggest tenant, the spy-free, state-controlled Industrial & Commercial Bank of China Ltd.
Trump: This was Obamaâs fault. I was too busy looking for his birth certificate and transcripts and paid no attention to others. Had Obama produced his long form certificate, I would have apprehended all Russian mobsters and I know many many.
Trump associates with all the best people.
IVANKA: âI can sing âHappy Birthdayâ to Tofik, Marilyn-style. Would you like that, Daddy?â
And very shortly I expect a tweet or a lie from Spicer saying that the president* doesnât even know who this guy is.
So which was âallegedâ? The mob? Or the ties?
âTofik is my friend!â Trump said, as quoted in the report. âLetâs toast Tofik!â
I have this idiotic image of this event happening stuck replaying in my head. It feels like it sums up where we are. Thereâs corrupt stupidity at the helm.
This canât possibly be true.
As everyone knows, Donald has no friends.
âWe have nothing for you at this time,â White House spokeswoman Stephanie A. Grisham told TPM in an email.
No, but I have this friend, see and he says Tor is experiencing delays this afternoon. But his call is important to them.
" lie from Spicer saying that the president* doesnât even know who this guy is."
Not a lie. No lie. No lie.The President doesnât know who the President is.
The ties:
The same guy who got busted in Turkey with a yacht full of trafficked sex workers. All those dead hookers will catch up with Donnie yet.