More proof of the adage: If you think it can’t get worse, just wait 24 hours minutes (or less).
Did I inadvertently pick up The Onion?
Omarosa and Kid Rock weren’t interested?
As if this shit show needs another ton of shit added to the pile.
They didn’t offer a 10% discount on pizzas ordered before 500 pm.
Can’t Trump just appoint him ambassador to Uz-beki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan?
Pizza Man??? Are you kidding??? Mr 9-9-9???
I agree with @canyoncountry, we’ve moved into the Onion Dimension.
only the best
The folks at the Onion have got to be ready to just give up. How can any normal satirists top this level of absurdity?
Well, after the Kavanaugh hearings eliminated rape as a disqualifying factor, Cain’s qualifications as the baron of a failed pizza enterprise seem impeccable. Lets have him control our money supply. What could go wrong?
If you asked Trump to name 10 normal, sensible people he literally couldn’t do it.
Carrot Top was otherwise engaged.
What a Lucky Ducky!
I think they just changed their name to The Washington Post…
Hey! There’s only room in this here Administration for one Orange Guy…
Trump Considering Herman Cain For Seat On Federal Reserve Board
What? The genius behind the 999 (remember, that’s just 666 turned upside down) tax plan? No way!
Quite the deep bench with this party of intellectual giants!
Nein. Nein. Nein.
You can’t mix anything in a bathtub that will beat this shit show.
“We can regard our life as a uselessly disturbing episode in the blissful repose of nothingness.” ― Arthur Schopenhauer