Wow, just wow. Can we wait a few minutes before beginning the worldwide panic. It might have been an accident.
They should have seen this one coming. Their returns policy is a joke and all those price match banners have some inane fine print at the bottom you can’t even read.
But what fun would that be?
Just about to ask if we’re going to have traffic reports now (because everyone assumes it’s jihadi time), especially from Sweden?
No media outfit is immune to bullshit, including TPM, but give us a break. Should we all start yelling “Remember Malmö!” from here on out?
A few cruise missiles would set this right.
IT’s a tragedy, but I see no reason for alarm.
Tell that to the .0000013% of the population of the Stockholm metropolitan area that just died.
In my city the other night three people got drunk in their home, got into what was probably a stupid argument, and in a fit of rage killed each other with guns. A father, his son and a neighbor died. Three people die in Stockholm and the United Nations, the U.S. military and a half dozen diplomatic missions will be flailing about issuing threats and pronouncements, asserting great concern and promising to somehow prevent it from happening again.
Meanwhile, Billy Bob’s gun shop does a brisk business. And the Feds say screening people for mental illness before a gun purchase is an invasion of privacy and a violation of their 2nd Amendment rights.
Reuters reports the Swedish government says it was an apparent terrorist attack. Now we can have our worldwide panic. I grieve for the victims, but you will excuse me if I don’t run down the street in front of my house is sheer terror. I must confess I am becoming hardened to this kind of insanity.
Report: Truck Crashed Into Stockholm Department Store, 3 Dead
Does this department store carry Ivanka Trump’s line?
I know, bad. I’m sorry.
Donnie was right all along when he said something bad happened in Sweden. It’s just he forgot he’d used his time travel device to visit the future.
So smart, yet so dumb. So much winning, yet so much losing.
Plus, all the fine print is in Swedish.