John Kakanis.
Most acquaintances call him John, but close friends like Roger Stone affectionately call him “Kaka”.
Get Me Roger Stone is a must-see documentary on Netflix. Trigger warning: Stone shows the face of Richard Nixon he has tattooed on his back.
Well, Roger, maybe you’ll be cleared of wrongdoing, but doing wrong is pretty much what you’ve done all your life so it may not work out that way. If you’ve been naughty, Santa Mueller will know. : (
The tabloid headline I am dying to see:
“TRUMP FAMILY SHOCKER! Ivanka Caught In Torrid Affair With Roger Stone!”
Stone told Reuters in a statement that he expects Mueller to clear him of any wrongdoing.
“I sincerely hope when this occurs that the grotesque, defamatory media campaign which I have endured for years now will finally come to its long-overdue end,” Stone wrote in the statement.
This may be the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Stone makes Atwater look saintly.
“I sincerely hope when this occurs that the grotesque, defamatory media campaign which I have endured for years now will finally come to its long-overdue end,”
Yeah, me too. I’ll be a nice change of pace when you’re forgotten in you cell.
Another cofeve boy subpoenaed.
We’ll know it’s serious when Mueller subpoenas his tattoo artist. Trust me…that guy oughta get two life terms.
Stone’s been able to maintain this sort of avant garde, edgy persona by saying and doing very provocative things, then backing off (who me?) when called out on it. He would die without media attention.
Him and Trump. Which is why I really look forward to those two being forced to tell the truth under penalty of law.
Makes sense. Stone is fundamentally incapable of telling the truth. His aide can probably be “motivated” to.
You can’t dance on the edge all of your life. You’re bound to make a mistake, and the middle of a presidential race isn’t the time to do that.
The noose is finally starting to form its loop.
Well, there’s also the fact that Stone is probably already a target, and they generally don’t talk to targets. It gets a little squirrely to do so because you really should tell them they’re a target if you talk to them and you really don’t want them to know in the first place. Mueller likely won’t speak to Stone at all until he’s either got enough to bring charges or has decided not to bring charges.
Please save the American people the trouble and expense, and just waterboard Stone’s ass a couple of times. I guarantee, we’ll get the truth.
If not, oh well. At least, unimaginable brutality is legal now.
FYI:
Live by,
"the grotesque, defamatory media campaign"
Fucking die by,
"the grotesque, defamatory media campaign"
They are indeed.
