Discussion: Report: Shooting, 2 Injuries After Car Tries To Ram Through Gate At NSA

system1 · March 30, 2015, 2:14pm

Discussion for article #234817

jw1 · March 30, 2015, 2:26pm

Snowden leave his iPod behind?

jw1

artemisia · March 30, 2015, 2:30pm

So, was it a Muslim Terrorist? A deranged but ‘such a good boy’ Christian? Or a ‘mentally disturbed’ Secularist?

Wait to see on Wheel of Crime!

cincypix · March 30, 2015, 2:33pm

Injuries only? What’s that white thing next to the grey minivan at the bottom center of the frame grab?

ralph_vonholst · March 30, 2015, 2:33pm

A shooting reportedly happened at the National Security Agency on Monday
morning after a driver of a vehicle apparently tried to ram through an
entrance gate there.

Do doubt he was incensed at NSA’s refusal to get their OWN subscription to Pornucopia.com

juliagrey · March 30, 2015, 2:46pm

Yeah, dead body.

jw1 · March 30, 2015, 2:48pm

Treating injuries of the gun that was involved?

jw1

docmoore · March 30, 2015, 2:58pm

So…, they heard this coming, right?

http://cloudtweaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cloud-fb-nsa.png

ottnott · March 30, 2015, 3:01pm

Rand Paul trying to restore some of his libertarian cred?

cincypix · March 30, 2015, 3:17pm

Thanks. The editors didn’t follow up immediately on the frame grab. They might not even have seen it

ncsteve · March 30, 2015, 3:18pm

Um. Wait, what?

For some reason, I’m reminded of my reaction to the “Find the Fish” scene the first time I saw “Monty Python’s Meaning of Life.” And I was absolutely obliterated to the point of having subtle hallucinations on some Thai stick that was going around campus at the time, whereas this time, I’m not.

daveyjones64 · March 30, 2015, 3:21pm

" MSNBC reported that two men disguised as women driving a stolen car attempted to break into the facility. Several people were shot, and drugs were found in the car, the channel reported. "

Almost sounds like those boys at the Secret Service were out on the town again.

candirue · March 30, 2015, 3:22pm

“dressed as women”: drug-crazed terrorists in burkas?

fargo116 · March 30, 2015, 3:42pm

Fortunately, Open Carry citizens stopped them…What? You mean they didn’t?..What do you mean they were all over at Cliven Bundy’s ranch?

daveyc · March 30, 2015, 3:52pm

This story, while tragic, must be a headline-writers dream.

gene_starwind · March 30, 2015, 3:56pm

That headline is straight out of The Onion…

mrcomments · March 30, 2015, 4:18pm

Some Like It Hot - the sequel.

vladomatic · March 30, 2015, 4:44pm

It is just like the CIA there once you go down that entry you are committed if you turn around a chase car goes after you and does a traffic stop to identify you and ask wtf you want. These idiots took the wrong highway exit at the wrong time. It is well marked as NSA Staff only deadly force all that crap but maybe the stress of being real ugly transvestite fakes haul a dope load was too much.

randyabraham · March 30, 2015, 5:03pm

Well, it does have all the juicy elements for a prime time news story: drugs found in the car, guys dressed as women, opposition to the war on terror.

Weed! NSA! Free Chelsea Manning!

I’m just waiting for them to fish out the Obamacare card or Democrat voter registration and call it a day…

randyabraham · March 30, 2015, 5:03pm

Also, double points to you for Wheel of Crime.