Porter said he was tapping the door with his index finger when his knuckle went through the door, according to ABC News.
Jebus Christ on a buttered bagel
It it wasn’t so pathetic it would be funny .
Oh and that black eye It wasn’t a right hook , it was a “love tap” with my left
Manipulators gotta manipulate. Par for the course in this WH.
Where is Hope Hicks and her communication strategies ? Are they distracting from something else ?
And they believed him. And maybe they still do!
That’s gotta be some fucking knuckle. If I had a dollar for every glass door I shattered with a knuckle, I’d have nothing from that income stream.
No, that’s not what happened!
She stumbled, fell forward, and punched HER face into his closed fist.
Yeah, sure…
Porter told White House aides that it was an accident, per ABC News. Porter said he was tapping the door with his index finger when his knuckle went through the door, according to ABC News.
***He left out the part where a few minutes before tapping the glass his anger had morphed him into The Hulk.***
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Porter told White House aides that it was an accident, per ABC News. Porter said he was tapping the door with his index finger when his knuckle went through the door, according to ABC News.
Porter missed his calling. Imagine what he could do if he really put his weight behind those knuckles. He could rake in millions breaking into bank vaults.Where’s the recall notice from the glass manufacturer? That’s one shitty product.
So, he’s got a diamond tipped index finger. What’s the problem?
This is classic abuser behavior: minimize and dissemble. His knuckle just “went” through the glass door. Knuckles with no force just don’t go through glass doors–which are generally made of tempered glass. But people prone to rages most often just don’t like to admit that they are out of control.
Trump will eat this gibberish up like it’s KFC on fine china.
Porter told White House aides that it was an accident, per ABC News. Porter said he was tapping the door with his index finger when his knuckle went through the door, according to ABC News.
Yeah, this happens to me all the time. Just don’t know my own strength, I guess.
I mean, you should see my door budget.
He then claimed he was" fixing a leaky faucet when his pipe wrench accidentally went through her skull."
Also, that he was “swatting at a fly when his broken beer bottle accidentally went through her face.”
And that he was “kindling a holiday fire when his poker accidentally went through her scalp.”
Accidents happen.
One drawback is Porter is always the guy asked to open jars.
I was thinking along those lines. If he could really break a glass door accidentally while tapping with his index finger, he should be in some super-secret SEAL team equivalent, because he could just punch through armored cars with any serious hit.
Next version of the vase will be she was holding it in a threatening manner so he hadda clock her. (Oh, and whatever version he told on his clearance interviews, this sounds like something that has the potential to put him behind bars for deliberate misstatement.)
Btw, one of the other things this whole incident shows is how completely effed up the whole practice of religion-based marriage counseling is (and religion-based psychological counseling in general). It’s even more pernicious than the old days when your health insurance records were open to HR.
Could we arrange for Porter to date Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Sanders? It would be a proper punishment to all involved.
No, no, you have it all wrong!! She didn’t punch her face on his fist — she was attacked by a vicious vase.
And then, when Porter was running away from the vicious, nasty vase, he accidentally put his finger through the glass door.
Really. Don’t blame him. It was all that horrible vase’s fault!!