Tramp is going to place maybe the greatest fuck up in political history in charge of protecting the homeland???
DHS isn’t about just the freakin border.
This is Vladimir Putin’s idea.
I take it that the Senate does not have to confirm a cabinet member reshuffled into another position. Correct?
Musical chairs on the Titanic.
Privately Perry is concerned his inability to fully comprehend international monetary policy would adversely affect running the DHS. That’s what DHS oversees, right? Or is it AAU soccer rules? This is all so confusing.
I’m convinced Trump carries around an index card with a list of the friends he has left. Rick Perry, Ted Nugent, and a few others still not crossed off the list yet…
Perry is as dumb as a bag of rocks. Homeland Security Secretary? Oh my god.
Perry as head of DHS? I think it might be wise not to rent an apartment in any really tall building.
What kind of glasses is he going to need for this gig?
The glasses don’t make Perry look smarter.
Perry makes the glasses look dumber.
Actual deck chair shuffling…shhhh, kids, quiet, they’re very skittish out in the open.
The Peter Principle in action.
It’s likely that a military guy whispered into Trump’s ear that another military guy should have the DOE job.
It is remarkably illuminating that the two most recent postings Trump has had to fill, he’s seriously floated the idea of idiots who had already agreed to work for him.
Having general (no pun intended) trouble filling cabinet-level positions must truly be unprecedented.
Trump likes how he grovels…and the hugs. Lots of hugs.
Better than having him in charge of protecting and maintaining our nukular arsenal.
Yeah, floated. Fits with what I’m picturing.
As long as Rick gets a swell outfit in the gig, he’s game. He’s seriously 6/7ths of the Village People all by himself. If he can find himself an Indian Chief who can mouth the words to “In the Navy”, he could tour.
