Judge: “All right, we’ve disposed of Ms. Manafort’s case. Bailiff, please call the next name-change petition.”
Bailiff: “In the Matter of Melania Trump”!
O Melania can get her name change with the divorce decree.
I suspect the next name on that docket would be “In the matter of Tiffany Trump.” hahahaha
She’s seeking the name change, she told the Post, “to separate myself and my work from a public perception that has nothing to do with the person that I am.”
good luck to her, but still
Jumping a sinking ship???
Bond. Jessica Bond.
I guess that’s easier than her whole family changing their name.
What I am trying to figure out…
Any given introduction: Yes, My name is Jessica Bond.
Expected Reaction: Hey, aren’t you that Manafort chick who changed her name? I saw it, well Like everywhere!
Rather sad.
Not even one’s own family…
Who surely profited by the previous (unindicted) years of corruption.
Reporter: “Miss Bond, How did you react to your father’s conviction?”
Jessica Bond: “I was shaken, not stirred.”
She had no problem being a Manafort when her dad was forking over all kinds of ill-gotten cash for her “directing career.” If I was the judge, I’d tell her to suck it up.
After having my eyes opened to the absolutely bonkers sexual escapades her father was into, I’m surprised she hadn’t done this sooner.
Jared, Ivanka, Don and Eric Bond.
Has a nice ring to it.
Bond, Shame Bond
only if it has to do with bail bonds
After having my eyes opened to the absolutely bonkers sexual escapades her father was into, I’m surprised she hadn’t done this sooner.
Huh ? Please, tell more, I love sexual escapades… (I must have been away too long…)
I believe some, if not all of them, are complicit.
Wait, what?