Man. Mueller played this better than I could ever have imagined!
Someone on twitter speculated Popadopoulos wore a wire in his communications… if so, it’s all over but the crying.
Sam Clovis! Oh, what rapturous joy that would bring, to see that fat, disgusting pig sent to jail, and ensconced in two cells: one for him, and the other for his 37 double chins.
So Clovis is what passed for a voice of reason in the campaign? Good god, it’s even worse than we thought.
Meanwhile, Donnie hit a new low in the Gallup Daily yesterday. And the lines are getting very, very steep. At a certain point, Paulie and the Koch Brothers are going to have to decide whether continuing to support him isn’t becoming a hindrance to their serf-raping plans.
I hear Nutraloaf can be very slimming
The meeting where GP talked about Russia wanting to help with thousands of HRC emails – with the Keebler elf in attendance – was right before the elf met with the Russian ambassador.
Meanwhile Corey Lewandowski thinks it’s the FBI’s fault that Trump hired Manafort.
They have to blame someone.
Really. The sales of Maalox and Valium in DC would skyrocket by about 35000%. But besides the collusion evidence, I would love to hear the gossipy stuff these insidious little traitors would talk about, like what a skank Kellyanne Conway is, or how Jared Kushner probably fellates Donald every night before he goes to bed, or how Ivanka looks like a vinyl sex doll one would order from the back of an old Hustler magazine. That’s exactly the kind of stuff I honestly believe they talk about behind closed doors, and I think it would be the best entertainment of the decade. Well, besides Trump trying to spray paint his jail cell gold.
Thanks to Zappa, I’ve always known it as “confinement loaf.”
“Destined to replace the mudshark in your mythology!” (H/T: “Apostrophe”)
There is fear
In the MAGAsphere
Will his jail outfit be a Sears poncho?
I’ll say one thing about Sessions, though: those cookies that little fucking racist and his fellow elves bake taste pretty good after you smoke about a half a joint of some killer weed.
Love that album! One of my faves from Frank.
But, but, but, I thought Manafort had nothing to do with this?
Papadopoulus is going to sing like a Greek opera star.
I’m not sure. I’ll have to ask that handsome parish lady I met at St. Alphonso’s Pancake Breakfast (where I stole the margar-een!)
I think he already has. 
Over by the dental floss bush?
Mine, too. And don’t be a naughty Eskimo!