Who cares???
Condescending prick, and I am being kind.
âThose close to Lewandowskiâ told the publication he claimed to have been offered a senior post in the Office of Public Liaison.
Lewandowsi, Trumpâs first campaign manager, briefly created his own lobbying firm after being passed over for a White House job, but eventually ditched the operation after allegations that he may have engaged unregistered lobbying through an affiliated group.
Well now⌠
My song for todayâŚ
Trump and Lewandowski are a perfect fit in every way imaginable. Those two really deserve each other.
Lewandowski seems to be on a number of emails from George Papadopoulos. Wonder if Coreyâs got a spot on Muellerâs list.
Heâs holding out for advisor to his fellow inmates at Camp Fed.
Come now. The only thing beneath Lewandowski is Hope Hicks, or so Iâve heard.
I never knew there was any room beneath Corey Lewandowski.
In all fairness, he clearly understands that much less competent people than even him have attained higher office in this administration. If only heâd had Omarosaâs skills set, heâd be in the White House.
He could always get work as a bouncer. He seemed to be really good at that job at Trump rallies.
I could see him as a bouncer in a waterfront bar, the kind where thereâs twoâa big lummoxy bouncer and a skinny mean-ass bouncer.
Again the great minds! Doesnât he just look like one, though? 
Head Nurse Kelly wants there to be plenty of advance notice from the front gate when Lewandowski wants to saunter in to the Oval Office.
From Wikipedia:
The Office of Public Liaison has been responsible for communicating and interacting with various interest groups.
Under the Obama administration, the Office of Public Engagement had been referred to as âthe front door to the White House, through which everyone can participate and inform the work of the President.â In May 2009, Obama continued this theme and renamed the Office of Public Liaison the Office of Public Engagement.[5]
President Donald Trump initially announced his intention to appoint Anthony Scaramucci to oversee the Office of Public Engagement and Intergovernmental Affairs in his administration, pending a review of Scaramucciâs finances by the Office of Government Ethics.[9] However George Sifakis was appointed instead in March 2017.[10][11] On August 18, 2017, it was reported that Sifakis would be leaving the position and that a successor had been sought since early August.[12]
Corey dealing with the common folks, in a position that Tony Mooch was considered for? Pffft.
The jokes and snark write themselves, donât they?
Lewandowski Dismissed Trump Admin Job Offer As âBeneath Himâ
Papadapoulos reset the timeline, moving the alleged coordination back from Manafortâs time as campaign chairman back to when Lewandowski was smacking women around. Heâs also an easier target than Sessions, whose removal from office could be problematic for Mueller.
Well, his rumored paramour is getting interviewed by Mr Mueller, as we speakâŚ
I bet he is peeing his pants.
Will he be guest lecturer in the âPolitical Science 125: How to Beat Up Women and Threaten Percieved Political Enemiesâ course at Harvard? Or is he more of a âCommunications 212: If You Canât Blind them with Brillance, Baffle them with BullshitâAdvanced Techniques for Conservative Cable News Punditryâ man?
Whatâs it saying when a toxic slimeball doesnât want to work in the most Toxic Superfund site there ever was?
Well, if Iâd helped elect the worst president in history and out and out traitor to office, I might want to rest on my laurels too. What could you possibly to top that?