Discussion: Report: Kushner Called Trump Campaign Too Disorganized To Collude With Russia

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Ah, the old ā€œIā€™m way too disorganized to have an affair, honey!ā€ defenseā€¦

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Some internā€™s head is gonna roll after Chief of Staff Kelly hears about this.

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Wouldnā€™t being disorganized be a motive for collusion? And wouldnā€™t it make collusion easier?

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Which is why he brought YOU in, asshole!

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Seriously, he actually told WH interns the campaign was too disorganized to collude? What a steaming pile of dung. Kushner is more of a moron than I thought. His attorney probably told him do not say anything and guess what he talks to interns no less about an investigation that includes him. JFC

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These people really believe there nation as a whole is truly dumb (like their core supporters). Or, they are so accustomed to employees who buy into their lies without question, that they expect everyone to react the same way.
Unbelievable.

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The fact that you guys are and were disorganized is precisely WHY you colluded with Russia. You certainly werenā€™t going to win an election without help.

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Per the report, Kushner said, ā€œIā€™m a lot more comfortable talking to you guys today 'cause there isnā€™t any press.ā€

ā€˜dudeā€™

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General Kelly -clean up on aisle 10.

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Thereā€™s nothing like claiming incompetence as a defense. Itā€™s almost as clever as releasing incriminating evidence to clear your name. Such brilliance is dazzling.

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Donny Jr says otherwise.

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Youā€™ll really, really want to come up with a better defense at trial, kiddo. Wow.

@inversion In the written history of the Joseon dynasty thereā€™s a famous episode wherein the crown prince falls on his ass while trying to mount his horse drunk, then orders his friends and attendants to swear they wonā€™t tell the court historian.

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Collusion and chaos are not mutually exclusive. Putinā€™s goal was wounding Hillary to the point the government would be enfeebled, but getting the incompetence of the Trumps was a lottery win. And Russia could well have been working with the Trump team to enfeeble Hillary. Iā€™m not sure where chaos comes into the picture beyond that. It is almost ā€œShock Doctrineā€ liturgy of Bannon and Mercer that you need to create crisis to invoke a secondary policy crisis and impose your remedies. Putin has occasionally used shocks, particularly the 1998 financial crisis in Russia, Chechnya and the bombing of a Russian tourist flight from Egypt, for leveraging his position.

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I am starting to believe that Kuckold Kushner wants out. He wishes that Trump kicks him out so he can go back to be a slumlord in New Jersey.

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ā€œThey thought we colluded, but we couldnā€™t even collude with our local offices,ā€

Or maybe you were so busy colluding you didnā€™t have time to ā€œcolludeā€ with your local offices?

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ā€œYour honor, the woman is too ugly for me to have raped her.ā€

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This is just another example of the Trumpsters having no regard for the seriousness of the positions they hold, or of the consequences of their behavior. Itā€™s all just fun and games over there in the White House!

While Sara Huckabee calls Trumps encouragement of police brutality last week ā€œa jokeā€ - the mere thought that the President or his minions think that argument would hold water is appalling - his son in law calls any claims of collusion with Russia ridiculous because the campaign was the gang that couldnā€™t shoot straight - despite the apparently dozens of contacts between Russia and members of the campaign. (Or is he saying Russia recognized the disarray and took advantage of it while the campaign wasnā€™t looking?)

It is truly sad and scary to think what is going to happen when we have a crisisā€¦laugh, laugh, laugh!!!

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Or accumulating money.

Lots and lots of money.

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Trump and his lickspittles keep whining about the Russian collusion investigation, when what they should be worrying about is the money laundering investigation. Collusion - which they already admitted through Jr. and laughed about - doesnā€™t explain the magnitude of this cover-up. Money laundering, on the other hand, will make Trump wish heā€™d made air conditioning for federal prisons a priority of his first 100 days.

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