Discussion: Report: Jared And Ivanka Invited To China, Possibly To Preview Trump Visit

Jeeeeez, the family diplomatic amateur hour.

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Why are we surprised. I mean China imprisoned a Chinese journalist trying to do a news story on the factory that makes Ivanka’s brand clothes she sells. So much for Trump being hard on China. LOL.

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Hopefully they’ll take them for a tour to North Korea.

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I suppose we have to let them come back.

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I’m just surprised Jared still has his passport.

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Or to negotiate a non-extradition policy for the Trump Crime family, when the feces hits the fan?

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Russian passports last for 20 years, so he’s good…

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You access the crazy king through his, somewhat normal, yet flatterable, prince and princess.

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Rest assured that he has a valid Israeli passport as backup. Israel has rules makes it hard to extradite it’s citizens.

They are amateurs (as is her father). If the Administration were smart, it would send over professional diplomats instead of these two. If this is a possible predicate to a visit by Trump, there are protocol issues to discuss as well as actual substantive issues to prep for and to identify. These two don’t know anything and even with some studying up they won’t be able to do what the experts can do here.

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Welcome to WWIII, folks.

Thanks, Deflection Donnie

F-15 shoots down armed drone over Syria, CENTCOM reports

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Of course the Chinese would extend this offer – they know full well how to manipulate these grifters into doing exactly what they need.

And it will be a convenient way for the Trump WH to keep Jared from testifying…

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With a secret $100 billion “proposal” to hand deliver to Xi Jinping.

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OK, plus Jared will resolve China’s claim to the entire Western Pacific Ocean, solve the US-Chinese trade imbalance, persuade the Chinese to relinquish Tibet, get them to give it up already about Taiwan, solve the press censorship thing and get them to stop propping up North Korea. No worries, I’m sure he’s got it. Also, Trump properties everywhere.

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I think Ivanka depends very heavily on airbrush make-up. And for those of you who weren’t aware that make-up application has gone industrial, here’s the scoop:

Airbrush makeup is makeup sprayed onto the skin using an airbrush instead of being applied with sponges, brushes, fingers, or other methods. An airbrush is characterized by 3 major parts. A powered compressor is used to create an even and controllable airflow through a medical grade hose.

Ah yes, for that flawless look, there’s nothing like spray paint:

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Wonder what the going rate currently is for selling visas and “access” these days?

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Ah yes the Grift Express­®™
Set up some new trademarks
Maybe sell a few legal resident visas
I hope they take a deep breath when in Bejing so they smell the beauty of deregulation

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During the visit the country will be known as Chijerka…

“Vlad, Vlaaad, I don’t know what’s going on in Syria but it’s the generals’ fault. I only played with the Saudis to touch the orb. It didn’t mean anything. Love you!!!”

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