Discussion: Report: Former Top Pentagon Aide Used Government Credit Card At Strip Clubs

Good news, Ron …
http://www.secretservice.gov/join/apply/

If you can’t even refrain from using your company credit card when you’re a high profile, top security agent of the Federal Government, then you’ve got shopping issues and need to seek help.

I believe this guy also got a penis pump, a life-size lookalike Bush blow-up doll (freak) and a keg of lube from Amazon, which he claimed was cool because he’s a prime member and didn’t have to pay shipping.