Oh, this will be frickin’ epic…
Donnie will probably stick a pen in her hand and try to get her to sign an absentee ballot.
“She was an okay broad. Really, really. I mean, really.”
I suspect Pericles could have learned a thing or two from him.
If he didn’t like Larry King’s breath he’s surely not going to enjoy the stench of sulphur that will surround her fetid corpse.
© 2016 Milt Priggee
I can still remember President Obama’s eloquence at the funeral in South Carolina, Beau Biden’s funeral, and in Newtown. His words were comforting, heartfelt, and emphatic.
Trump, on the other hand, will make the funeral all about him. He’s a disgrace who isn’t fit to shine the President’s shoes.
In St. Louis the name Schlafly means beer.
Orange Ogre to speak at the Wicked Witch funeral!
He did that at his own father’s funeral. But I imagine after about 20 minutes he’ll say “But back to Phyllis Schlafly” and then immediately pivot back to himself until he gets tired.
He will attend, but he will only tweet the eulogy. And he won’t use whole sentences. Just
“Sad”
Trump: It shows I really love women, esp. the racist ones.
De mortuis nil nisi bonum, my a$$!
This woman almost single-handedly murdered the Equal Rights Amendment.
Sororicide in the first degree.
The vast majority of post-Reagan Americans (and their press) may have the attention span of a flea.
But those old enough to remember despise this wretched creature all too well.
Rest in disgrace, Phyllis, and good riddance!
You’re about 40 years too late…
In a perfect world he would show the courtesy of joining her in her coffin.
I’m pissed that the old bitch didn’t hang on another 2 months. Watching Hillary win would have killed her.
People are saying the funeral will feature a Melania porn video.
Minor Correction:
Report: Donald Trump To Speak About Himself At Phyllis Schlafly’s Funeral
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
Remember how the Republicans were upset that President Obama “used” speaking at funerals for “political purposes?” Yet another Republican angst that will disappear when HO does it.
Oh holy crap…I have been biting my lip ALL WEEK not to say anything bad about the dead (thanks Mama) but I don’t know if I’ll be able to control myself…