Discussion: Report: Capitol Police Give Bachmann Security Detail Due To ISIL Threat

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Let her get her own security detail.

But seriously? ISIL going after this clown? Is this a bad joke?

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If she were in a mental institution, where she belongs, she’d be safe from ISIL, unless a few were also in there.

Maybe a stretch in the steel hotel would be a good idea. She’s certainly earned it.

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I do hope this whole security detail does not turn into another Dick Cheney’s fiasco where he was given security after his term ended.

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Doesn’t ISIL realize that she poses a bigger threat to our liberties and way of life than they do?

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This is like a smiley face sticker on her political career.

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Are they angry because she married a gay man?

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Capital Police
ISIL Threat
Michele Bachmann

This gets funnier by the moment!

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So they know the threat DEFINITELY came from ISIL?

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You got to be kidding me? ISIL has just proven itself to be a bunch of punks.

My God, the woman’s so stupid she probably can’t feed herself. And ISIL considers her a threat!

And these are the guys who are going to conquer the word for the big Mo? They must have to sit down to pee.

If you put MB and Sarah P in a rocket and shot them to the moon, the average IQ on the moon would fall.

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Nonsense. She’s a complete non-entity in American politics now and never had an iota of influence on foreign policy.

The posting is probably from a disgruntled constituent.

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A couple of approaches to this.
Could simply crack two nuts with one tool.

Since MizLindsey wants to go FullMetalJacket on ISIL?
Let’s assign him as the security detail.
We’ll let him strap on a huge two-handed piece-- something really masculine.
Since he’s not doing anything constructive presently-- he can shadow Michelle night&day.

~or~

Preach. Patience.
To ISIL.

I mean really. January 4th isn’t that far off.

jw1

Blog commenters insulting her, ISIL death threats. Same difference in Bachman Coocooland.

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I look at it as protection from her…

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Has anyone checked her congressional computers to make sure she didn’t post the “threat”?

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Actually it is kinda smart on their end (ISIS), assuming it really did happen… Get the one member of congress who is completely void of knowledge while at the same time has never seen a microphone she couldn’t drown in right wing word salad.

No one listens to her here, but that wouldn’t prevent her word salad from being slung all over the Levant. This lady is a walking recruitment video.

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Apparently we should rejoice that ISIL doesn’t understand American politics… They would benefit more by secretly promoting her.

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Sick that big, mean ol’ Marcus on 'em. That’ll scare 'em!!

Cutting off her head would raise her IQ

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Do you think we could trade her for human hostages?

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