Discussion: Rep. Stivers' Chief Of Staff Resigns After Photo Of Penis Posted On Twitter

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I am guessing that the congressman and his chief of staff are “family values” proponents, right?

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“I was trying to make him hate me, I guess,” she said.

Why would sending out pics of his unit make him hate you? Oh…never mind.

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It could have been worse for Kuhn—he might’ve gotten stuck in a giant stone vagina.

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FoxNews won’t cover this for a couple of weeks, but when they do their chyron will read “Steve Stivers (D-OH)”

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Yikes…they’ll let anybody be a porn star.

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The moral of this story is: if you’re involved in politics, never let a former porn actress take a photograph of your penis.

Geez, I would have thought that would have been obvious.

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Kuhn would have to send out MRIs of Allbaugh’s skull to show pics of her body nobody has seen yet.

Hmm don’t know how I feel about this one. It’s kind of like those guys who post sex tapes and naked pics of their girlfriends as revenge after they break up. It’s a seriously shitty thing to do.

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I hear she’s giving out gynos at the club for a buck.

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SEX is the most popular subject, it seems, among some Republican intellectuals as well as ‘staffers’. However, they shout about FAMILY VALUES very loudly.

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“The office is not commenting on his personal life.”

I wouldn’t either…

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You know, if it had been an average woman, I’d be defending this poor sap. Since porn stars seem to be off limits to the fam val party, I say he deserves a good cock punch or two.

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I’m pretty sure it’s this guy, who is single, (it’s the porn star who’s married), is the one getting the shaft on this one.

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She tweeted his shortcomings.

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OOOooooMY…how lewd. I see we have a new runner-up in the second annual Anthony Weiner contest.

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Hah…hahah…hahahahahah…

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Love it!!

This reminds of school days when I just had no head for math. The rights and wrongs here get complicated in a hurry if you think about it at all. He’s family values, but she’s married, and he’s pompous but she’s vengeful and he’s committing adultery but so is she and she’s the married one but maybe it’s different with ex-porn stars and at some point I just give up.

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Not knowing otherwise, I would have guessed that “Steve Stivers” and “Courtney Whetstone” were the porn names in this story…

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