Obama: The secret leader of the Illuminati, soon to be the head of MI6 and candidate for the French Presidency.
Thatâs terrible! We all know the shadow government belongs in Moscow!
Listen, if Obama can beat LePen then he needs to run for that office.
And then he can be head of the EU. Iâm so worried about the EU - it worries me incessantly almost more than anything else. I have fallen in love with the entire concept of the EU and I hate the thought of it falling apart.
âA Pennsylvania congressman has accused former President Barack Obama of staying in Washington solely to run a âshadow governmentâ to undermine the GOP agenda.â
âDo you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice creamâŚice cream, MandrakeâŚchildrenâs ice cream.â
These jerks are unfit to govern.
Is there no right wing conspiracy theory these idiots wonât spout?
Frankly, I wish Obama was running a shadow government. At least then, things would not be so f*****d up.
No shit - Iâd give anything to believe it - I wouldnât be so damn scared all the time.
Malaria stays in NYC (at a huge cost to taxpayers) so Spawn can finish school year: Republicans say âgood mother!â
Obamas stay in DC so daughter can finish school: Republicans cry âConspiracy!â
Right, and the âFirst Ladyâ stayed in NEW York to avoid being beaten and abused by Little Donnie Trump.
Where do they draw the line? Do Republicans have no shame?
Obama stayed in D.C. To allow his daughter to finish school at the place she started. Melaniastayed in New York so there son can finish out the year in the school where he started the year.
Melania is also really liking not being beaten. 
Jade Helm 15!
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when youâre always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
We better stop, hey, whatâs that sound
Everybody look whatâs going down
As if. If only that were the case the better part of the country would not feel like it has fallen off the cliff.
The mouth breathers are perfectly happy though
Mike Kelly is clearly off his meds.
Heâs also stupid as fuck.
Wow. If only that were true!
Being a racist is not all itâs cracked up to be.
repubs have no shame. The koch brothers who finally have the government they bought and paid for must be making them very happy.
So thatâs why the February jobs numbers were so good. Keep it up Barack!