Discussion: Rep. Gaetz Vows To Press Charges Against Woman Who Threw Milkshake At Him

For me it’s not so much that Gaetz is a GOPer. It’s that his asshole nature overpowers everything else about him.

But if it had been a gun, of course, that would have been different. I mean, this is Floriduh. Standyerground! @greylady @castor_troy

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Let’s say it together – or just admire the pretty picture:

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“Oh, shut up. And go and change your armor!” @fargo116

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brain… bleach… stat… please… hurry… @castor_troy

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Wait. “Old” Testament (which, again, we of the Tribe refer to as “The Bible”) included free manna. For 40 years. No servings on Saturdays, though. (No worry, you could get double on Fridays.) And, on a few occasions, free quail. Beat that, “New” Testament.

But, yeah, no free wine. Bummer. Although, see Exodus 20:15:

“And all the people saw the thunder… and the sound of the trumpet

I ‘spect they were having something a bit more potent than wine. Just sayin’.

Eh. Boil it first.1 Problem solved.

 
 
 
 

1(Perform procedure only in well-ventilated area…)

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Do you ever sleep?

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“My list is pretty much endless, really”

you are going to need a lot more paper. (recycled would be nice).

“That’s actually not a bad idea. Points awarded for accuracy/spread/hitting the tie and shirt vs. just the jacket, etc.”

sounds cool. will there be official stats?

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Just stay out of Pinellas County, Matt, if you don’t like milkshakes.

Trump = Drama Queen
Gaetz = Dairy Queen

Get some of that stuff the gas company puts in the natural gas; that’ll never go away.

It’s that white entitlement.

Who knew Zimmerman would ever be good for something someday?

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Are the charges reduced if it’s soy?

Gary Busey’s love child?

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Free food? You sure it wasn’t turn the other check? You know, “I’ll get the bar bill, you get the food.”

C’mon, the Republicans keep telling us that there’s “No free lunch!”

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Ever the showboat, so unusual that Gaetz (of late) seems to want to be perceived to be trying to get off stage. Is this called getting ahead of the story?

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