Discussion: Rep. Farenthold: 'There May Be A Texan' Who Could Be Speaker

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is he suggesting Louis Ghomert?

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Speaker of the House George W. Bush!!!

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That’s this guy, right? Just want to make sure we’re talking about the same fella.

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The “liberal branch” of Rep. Farenthold’s party is even smaller and harder for him to locate than the twig known as his penis.

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Indeed I second your motion

Ladies and gentleman our new speaker “Random chick in her underwear!”

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both the conservative and the liberal branch of our party

The liberal branch of the Republican Party? But John C. Fremont is dead.

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She couldn’t do any worse than any of the current clowns and would be easier on the eyes.

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Now that would mean hitting rock bottom.

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Please please PLEEEEZE let it be either Gohmert or Cruz.

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Did Farenthold play “Spanky” on "The Little Rascals?"

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The Senate has no use for Cruz, and he’s already tried to direct the House a couple times. He might as well campaign for Speaker.

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Is he unsubtly speaking about himself or is he announcing the new rule about who the Freedom Caucus will accept as speaker?

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the liberal branch of our party…

Looks a little sparse on that side.

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Oh good LORD…Texas and Florida representatives will be IMMEDIATELY discluded.

Well, Texas already is responsible for House Speaker Tom Delay, who though possibly smart turned out to be both an asshole and a douchebag. So unless you lower House standards to allow stupid assholes who are douched, you would have none.

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Farenthold and the other tea partiers think the other republican members who actually want to govern are their "liberals:

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Delay was not “possibly” smart. He was just a corrupt callous asshole.

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http://www.tvparty.com/50rascals3.html

Check out “Our Gang” actors…

No, that was Spanky McFarland, another Texan.

But Farenthold would probably enjoy a little spanking under the right circumstances.

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