Discussion for article #229232
āReaganā better have a LOT of airport menās room stalls
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It probably wonāt need any airports. The people who would live there are completely uninterested in anything outside their bubble, and no one in their right mind would want to go there.
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āYou have to remember that all 11 states from the South, including ultimately Texas, seceded legallyā
Howās that song go? When you tell 1 lie, it leads to anotherā¦then you tell 2 lies to cover each otherā¦so you tell 3 lies, oh brother, youāre in trouble up to your earsā¦
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What about Mississippi, and Alabama, and the parts of Louisiana that arenāt New Orleans? Can they take them too? Oh, and please, please take Texas.
I imagine their constitution will be a picture of blond haired, blue eyed Jesus holding an assault weapon, with a caption saying something about their obsession with gay sex.
Best of luck in your brand spankinā new third world country. If you think that in the future you may want to visit the United States, you should probably start thinking about applying for your visa. Traitors have to go to the back of the line.
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Works for meā¦gather up the bible-thumpers, goobers, racists (excuse my redundancy) and send 'em all down there.
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Comedy gold.
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Five years after seceding, the Nation of Reagan would forget that they seceded.
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And put a twenty foot fence around it so no illegal aliens can enter the US.
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Ahh, someone read āA Handmaidās Taleā and thought it sounded like a good idea.
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They donāt need to invent their own country. Thereās already one out there that perfectly meets conservative needs:
- Ruled by religious doctrine
- No workerās rights or environmental regulation
- No unions
- Homosexuality is illegal and sometimes punishable by death
- Women know their āproper placeā in society and exist only to please their husbands
- Totally in love with oil drilling
- Skeptical of science
- Loaded guns in every hand
- No social safety net of any kind
Itās called Iran. And as an added bonus, they probably even have some weapons left over that Ronald Reagan illegally sold them back in the 1980s.
Pack your bags, fuckers. Paradise awaits.
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" part of the problem there was that the North realized very quickly that it could not survive economically without the power of the South."
Now thatās hilarious!
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Yeah, someone likes their ātruthinessā version of history.
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The South = Lincolnās Folly
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I donāt even know where to start. The lunacy is strong with this one.
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Please let us know how we can aid you in speeding up that process, so the rest of the INTELLIGENT and SANE states of this country can again be free to progress.
Of course please be advised, that the rest of us will no longer be sending your loser states copious amounts of money to keep them afloat. How refreshing it will be, to finally see your own executives have to take the blame for their own screw ups, instead of having the black guy to always point their bony fingers of blame at, when their states are a total mess.
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But think about all of the economic benefits when they reinstate slavery.
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Fort Sumter? Whatās a Fort Sumter?
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If you are going to name a Southern nation after someone, shouldnāt it be an actual Southerner?
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Lord, this fellow must have been a low-level Reagan aide because lots of Ronnie and Nancyās big money personal friends and advisors, Hollywood and political, were heavy on the, wink, wink, closet cases. If President Reagan was alive today his position would force MacKinnon to name his squirrel-heavy fantasy break-away Huckabeeā¦
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