Discussion: READ: The Written Trump Testimony That Mueller Called 'Inadequate' And 'Insufficient'

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One of the great memories of all time.

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How odd that I cannot cut and paste anything from trump’s testimony in the article.

No knowledge of the June 6th meeting that was one floor below his office in Trump Tower and attended by his son and various other to get dirt on Hillary and daddy new NOTHING of it??. I hafta check to see if water is still wet.

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Stormy Daniels also called Toadglans inadequate.

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Note that the written questions continue from V(b) to V(h) covering Flynn and other Russia contacts. Trump apparently declined to answer these with even a perfunctory “I do not recall.”

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I have no independent recollection of ever having witnessed any President, at any time in this nation’s history, of being so incapable of doing his job.

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And the world’s expert on various other things as well:

President Trump this week revealed yet another subject matter in which he claims to have expertise: drones and drone technology.
“I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have.”

The big picture: President Trump says he’s an expert on a lot of things,
including ISIS, taxes, technology, nuclear arms and even Sen. Cory Booker.

Campaign finance: “I think nobody knows more about campaign finance than I do, because I’m the biggest contributor.” (1999.)
TV ratings: “I know more about people who get ratings than anyone.” (October 2012.)
ISIS: “I know more about ISIS than the generals do.” (November 2015.)
Social media: “I understand social media. I understand the power of Twitter. I understand the power of Facebook maybe better than almost anybody, based on my results, right?” (November 2015.)
Courts: “I know more about courts than any human being on Earth.” (November 2015.)
Lawsuits: “[W]hoknows more about lawsuits than I do? I’m the king.” (January 20 16.)
Politicians: “I understand politicians better than anybody.”
The visa system: “[N]obody knows the system better than me. I know the H1B. I know the H2B. …Nobody else on this dais knows how to change it like I do, believe me.” (March 2016.)
Trade: “Nobody knows more about trade than me.” (March 2016.)
The U.S. government system: “[N]obody knows the system better than I do.” (April 2016.)
Renewable energy: “I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth.” (April 2016.)
Taxes: “I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world.” (May 2016.)
Debt: “I’m the king of debt. I’m great with debt. Nobody knows debt better than me.” (June 2016.)
Money: “I understand money better than anybody.” (June 2016.)
Infrastructure: “[L]ook, as a builder, nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump.” (July 2016.)
Sen. Cory Booker:“I know more about Cory than he knows about himself.” (July 20 16.)
Borders: Trump said in 2016 that Sheriff Joe Arpaio said he was endorsing him for president because “you know more about this stuff than anybody.”
Democrats: “I think I know more about the other side than almost anybody.” (November 2016.)
Construction: “[N]obody knows more about construction than I do.” (May 2018.)
The economy: “I think I know about it better than [the Federal Reserve].” (October 2018.)
Technology: “Technology — nobody knows more about technology than me.” (December 2018.)
Drones: “I know more about drones than anybody. I know about every form of safety that you can have.” (January 2019.) Drone technology: “Having
a drone fly overhead — and I think nobody knows much more about
technology, this type of technology certainly, than I do.” (January 2019.)

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“I’m, like, a smart person”

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Welp, then why oh why couldn’t he remember so much when poor Mr Mueller sent over his written questions? Poor baby.
trump has a sad.

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A take home exam and he flubbed it.

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Hey! Who let their kid scribble on the bottom of the document before posting it?

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Nixon 2.0.

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Naw, he pretty much aced it. Enough to slip past the perjury charges, anyway. Lying through his teeth, but without getting him for cross-examination, can’t nail down the “memory gap”.

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“I’m, like, a smart person”

I just can’t remember shit.

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Trump was asked about that claim and stated he didn’t recall saying it.

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Depositions of him look just like this. I don’t recall, I have no recollection, I am not aware. For a guy with a great memory, he sure forgets a lot.

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It just sounds better then saying, I plead the 5th over and over.

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I can’t recall / I have no recollection of / I don’t remember

These are the answers of a liar. A willful liar. A disgusting liar.

Time to administer the rhino vs. giraffe test again.

JFC, I hate this worthless piece of shit. :rage:

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I’m impressed. Trump might sound like a complete dipshit who only exists in the moment when he speaks and writes like a demented second grader on Twitter, but his legal responses are very tight and precise. Like he’s a different person entirely.

I guess that’s why he needed to give written responses, so Mueller could see the real Trump and not the Reality TV Clown he seems to be in every other forum. I bet his diary is full of poetry too.

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There’s a simple reason for this - he didn’t write them! These are answers carefully crafted by his team of attorneys.

Don’t fool yourself - the man is a fucking idiot.

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