Discussion: READ: House Intel Committee Releases Full Transcript Of Carter Page Testimony

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Patsy, Mastermind, Idiot, Genius, Willing or unwilling means to distract?

I don’t know what to think of this guy…

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That you’re thinking of him is all he wants and needs.

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Hoo-boy. Bat. Shit. Crazy. If you’re still in doubt, check out the letter Page sent (included in the document). I couldn’t get far - guy’s got more shit than a sewer - but I recommend you check out the table on page 9, where he helpfully itemized, one naughty row at a time, all of the dirty tricks crooked H and the Kenyan prez got up to in order to steal the 2016 election. This includes assassination, which his evidence for is “threats against his life following Clinton campaign fake enews and commentary” . Leaving aside whether or not whatever he was talking about was fake news, I kinda thought you had to, ya know, assassinate someone to, ya know, assassinate them. Page appears to still be drawing breath, though (and using every bit to dig himself a deeper hole).

As far as I can tell, the remaining 200 plus pages of Page are more of the same, except when someone else is talking.

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“The Clinton/Obama Regime?”

The fucking guy goes by “Carter Page, PhD?”

Where the fuck did Jefferson Beauregard find this nut job? I bet you he ends up in jail. Kind of a creepier flakier modern day variant of G. Gordon Liddy.

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Carter Page, Ph.D. is the incarnation of the phrase “Useful Idiot”.

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For those willing to read it all the way through, I salute you. I have done spot reading and his statements almost make me dizzy trying to unwind them. Not sure it is possible.

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One little detail: It seems that Page emailed #CovfefeBoy Papadopoulos and the Cttee hasn’t seen them yet. Wonder what that might be about.

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Yes, but he does seem the type to have just the right piece of info th hat buys him a sweet plea w/o jail time.

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Since when have emails been a political issue?

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“Idiot” I can easily accept, but you’d be hard-pressed to convince me he is truly useful.

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He is useful to those who seek to destabilize our democracy.

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JFC. If he ever tries to buy a gun, I hope there’s a background check, mental health check, a new full psychological assessment and profile, drug test, and no matter the results of any of the foregoing, do not give this crazy fuck a weapon…or a driver’s license or a Domino’s Pizza discount card or a membership in the YMCA. As a great observer of American politics and life, George Carlin, might have said, “Holy, jumpin’ , fucking shitballs.”

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Sounds like he’s been spending a little time in the comments section of Fox News.

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Mostly he was hoping to enrich himself by being useful to Russian oil oligarchs wishing to avoid/skirt/eliminate trade restrictions imposed by U.S. Department of Commerce’s Bureau of Industry and Security (BIS) following Russia’s continuing efforts to destabilize eastern Ukraine.

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True, but in the long rambling deranged letter he submitted in evasive non-response to the document subpoena, he expresses disdain for Comey and the DOJ. I guess we’ll see.

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Cavity search as well.

Thank you for that one. Finishes the day with a good laugh.

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Fixed.

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Carter would probably prefer that the cavity search be done by someone with small hands.

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I cannot believe that I read about 70 pages of that crap. His nutty professor routine ist tiresome. Schiff was clearly annoyed by it and Gowdy’s eyes must’ve been spinning.

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