Discussion: Rand Paul's Neighbor Gets 30 Days In Prison For Attack Over Yard Waste

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I thought the headline read attack on yard waste!

Pauli can make an even bigger pile while his neighbor is in jail.

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And by “yard waste” he meant Rand’s weave…

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30 days. Is there even a federal prison that takes someone for a 30 day sentence?

That’s more like County Jail stuff. Where does he go for a sentence like this?

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I am sure he could find 30 volunteers to each take a day for him…

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Not excusing the neighbor, but if you read the story of what happened, it does sound like Rand Paul was acting like an entitled dickhead - no big surprise there.

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30 days? Sigh. Just imagine how much trash Paul can line up on the boundary line during that time. And you just know he will. Can’t help himself.

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The defendant invoked what is known as the Atlas slugged defense.

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Paul did suffer some broken ribs so I think 30 days sends the right signal. You aren’t supposed to assault your neighbor even if he is a dick who stacks trash on the property line.

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And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W’s
Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
Committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
Looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
Rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
Bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
Father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean ‘n’ ugly
‘n’ nasty ‘n’ horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
And said, “Kid, whad’ya get?” I said, “I didn’t get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage tree trimmings.”

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You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant.

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except for Alice

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Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly…

Sounds as if Randy boy got a good ol’ fashioned country ass-whippin’; something the Orange Oaf needs in the worst way.

He should’ve been given $30 for lunch and a community service award.

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I don’t think he was acting.

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Oh, I wish that my waist were only a yard around.

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I think the judge also sent a message to the prosecutors. This never should have come up as assaulting a member of congress.

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To me it sounds like they were both being entitled dickheads.

Randyman got his ribs broken for being the kind of entitled dickhead who piles his yard debris right by the property line, while knowing full well that his neighbor doesn’t like it.

His neighbor got 30 days in the pokey for being the kind of entitled dickhead who physically attacks his neighbor over the placement of yard debris.

So I have very little sympathy for either one of them.

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Aqua Buddha will vote with Whiny for the next month.

If he doesn’t, Whiny will pardon Boucher