Discussion: Rand Paul Will Be 'Pretty Busy Next Summer' For Some Odd Reason

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“I think I’ll be pretty busy next summer.”

He’s been hired as a bouncer in Anchorage to prevent any more Palin family drunken brawls?

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What’s the over/under on Rand Paul’s entire campaign crashing and burning by the time Burning Man 2015?

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Rand knows that if Aqua Buddha and Burning Man were ever to meet face to face, the resultant critical mass would leave only a smoldering crater where Black Rock NV formerly existed.

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So your crew is Rohrabacher, McCarthy and Issa? Yeah, sounds like a real fun time.

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Yeah, wow, Darrell Issa at burning man, talk about a good time! Captain Buzz Kill and the Bringdowns. I have no doubt burning man is a great time but like many ‘counter-culture’ events and ‘trendy with the young people’ things, by the time one’s parents or grandparents are partaking, let alone this group, you know sun has already set on the golden innocent times and it is only a matter of time before it is completely commoditized into another avenue of business and consumerism. wooohooo!

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The Three California congressman (i.e., Stooges): Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, Rep. Kevin McCarthy and Rep. Darrell Issa!

Yeah, yeah, I know: so much to plagiarize, so little time.

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Doesn’t obama have the authority to keep Americans safe from terrorists home and abroad??
Just a thought, but what is a drone suppose to do flying around just looking for opportunities to keep America safe. Could be a 150 point or more day. lol

Whelp. That’s the end of it right there. Rand Paul considered attending Burning Man. That just sucked all the hip and cool out of the event forever and it’s dead.

Although, in fairness, it’s really been a commercialized gathering of poseurs for a number of years now. Maybe they’ll have the decency to hold a funeral for Burning Man this year and let people with real creativity and vitality disperse and engage in the next evolution of such communities.

Nonsense. If he changes his mind, he can camp with us. Radical Inclusion is the first principle of Burning Man. If he brings bacon, I’d welcome him with a great big hug.

Now actually listening to him talk? I checked and that isn’t one of the requirements.

Darrell (THE ARSONIST) Issa, would be a perfect man, for Burning Man.

Maybe he could do the honers…