Discussion: Rand Paul: Vaccines Can Cause 'Profound Mental Disorders'

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Imagine, in the 21st century some asshole making profoundly stupid comments like this.

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Now, he’s just making up crap!

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Nailing down that valuable Internet Conspiracy Theory Sucker demographic for 2016.

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Have we gone insane as a country? It’s not acceptable to say patently false sh%t and not get called on it?

This is heading into the same damn territory as climate change, and we’re all going to pay a price for the media’s unwillingness to call this nutcases on their nuttery.

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Of course, it’s Rand Paul.

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“Rand Paul: Vaccines Can Cause ‘Profound Mental Disorders’”

So in other words, Rand Paul has been vaccinated.

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In a related article, Rand Paul also explains how masturbating causes blindness…

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And getting zero pushback on them, and, indeed, probably gaining supporters, as a result.

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Rand seems drunk in this clip

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Oh…he’s heard of many tragic cases…Well, I’m convinced! Vague anecdote trumps a century of science!

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“I have heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines,”

ANECDOTES =/= DATA

CORRELATION =/= CAUSATION

IT’S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR =/= PROOF

A BUNCH OF US AGREE =/= SCIENCE

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Randy, Randy,on any given day yours is a mind full of profoundly disordered ideas.

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Thank you Chris Christie and Rand Paul. Anti-vaxxers exist in both liberal and conservative/libertarian circles, but the two of you just made this a GOP “anti-science” platform for the next few years.

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We’re going to finally have this out. Thank you, Flying Spaghetti Monster. All the anti-government, anti-science kookiness is concentrated in this one issue, LET"S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLE!!!

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Perhaps this is why he became a self-certified ophthalmology, so he could cure himself when the day came?

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Apparently several times per day, each day of his life.

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How in the living fuck did this imbecile pass his USMLE Step 1 exam???!!??

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I don’t have to imagine. Thanks, Rand Paul!

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Of course, he read all about it in his daddy’s racist newsletters.

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