“After calling the socialist police, now he wants to use the socialist justice system? What has happened to the libertarian pumpkin farmer we once knew?”
Ben Taylor
And while we are at it, I am looking forward to the end of Crazy Year 2017.
Where we had to remind people that the Nazi are bad; that 14 year old girls are children and that the sitting president is probably a Russian Agent.
Of course he will. Donors are clamoring for their tax cuts.
Moore thinks of them as young ladies, and a poster here has the opinion they are women. So many categories, so few girls to fit into them.
A returning veteran from the Yard Wars!
Just like Kirk Gibson hitting a game winning home run while hobbling on one leg or Willis Reed willing the Knicks to victory despite a torn muscle in the 1970 NBA finals, Rand Paul’s going to limp into the Senate and vote to give billionaires the tax relief they so badly need. What a hero! I can hardly wait to see the replays on CSPAN twenty years from now. Maybe they’ll make a commemorative coin!
Jumped up Jesus on a Cracker- these girls were children. And if I understand the facts correctly, all of them so far the daughters of single mothers.
So here we have a local 32 year old prosecutor, showing up on a single mom’s doorstep, “asking” if he can “date” her daughter- her 14 year old daughter. Threat, implied or otherwise?
A blind man could see it.
My inner 14-old girl has not completely vanished, so I remember thinking of myself as a girl, and nothing else. I sure didn’t ring my neighbor’s bell and ask her mom if her daughter, my “woman friend”, could come out to play with me. Hahaha
" I am ready to fight for the liberty of wealthy powerful companies to dump garbage all over your lawn, poison your air and water in the name of environmental deregulation, and de-construct the infrastructure. If you have $100 saved, you too can park it overseas in offshore accounts, just like we do - so what’s your problem? Now, please leave me in peace to enjoy top quality health care at your expense - ya stinkin’ peasants."
bowling green massacre survivor?
Being a Libertarian means never having to count deficits, unless there is a half-black man or a Democrat in the White House. Besides, those tax cuts will magically make up the trillions of dollars…hahahahahaha. Want to buy a nice bridge in Brooklyn? Perhaps I can interest you in some prime beachfront property in Omaha?
“While I’m still in a good deal of pain, I will be returning to work in the Senate today…”
Not as much pain as we experience every time we hear your name and see your picture, Randster.
And I’ll bet this Teabagger motherfucker got his ribs broken because he tried to sexually molest his neighbor’s underage yucca plant in the back yard.
" I will be returning to work in the Senate today, ready to fight for liberty…"
Translation: there’s poor people to screw and I’m damned if I’m going to let a little pain stop me from doing it.
“Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) on Monday said he will return to work in Washington, D.C. after a neighbor allegedly assaulted him earlier this month.”
Why should we put any stock in these so-called allegations?
Clearly, they represent an unconscionable smear on a good neighbor.
And even if true, we need to remember that the Bible is full of neighbor-on-neighbor violence.
Can any of us doubt that Our Lord and Savior broke a few money-changer ribs in the temple that day?
I’m not surprised. DC is obviously safer than where he lives.
ready to fight for liberty
I wish i could think of something besides “fuck you”, but I just can’t, it won’t get out of the way.
I might wish that his neighbor had kicked him harder and lots more.
But nah!
Yes, and people in the media need to cut this shit out too. A 14 year old female is a girl, a child. She’s not a young woman, she’s a little girl.
“While I’m still in a good deal of pain…"
A lung un leber oyf der noz Take plenty of oxycontin, you’ll be fine.
We older “girls” seem to know this better than aged men.