Poor Rand. We all feel very sorry for you, being stymied in your desires to screw us even more badly than your colleagues are already going to do.
CBO score is out. 22,000,000 are fucked.
Theory 1: McConnell doesn’t really care to pass a bill. He thinks a good try will play better than a bad law.
Theory 2: Rand Paul is a pissant and nobody wants to have to deal with him.
Why can’t it be both?
Couldn’t agree more. Bill fails more Obamacare blame. Perfect for 2018.
As a single tear slowly rolled down Rand Paul’s cheek, the teary-eyed junior Senator from Kentucky continued, “Mitch won’t even talk to me. He’s from the state as me … he’s my … (sobs quietly) … he’s my co- … (hiccup) … my co-senator … Why won’t he talk to me? I just don’t get it. What is it with that guy?”
GOP Version: CBO Score Is Out - Fucks 1,000,000 Less Than House Version!
Wow it’s “almost” like they don’t give a shit what he thinks…he he he!
Generous mofoers aren’t they!
Poor Rand must have been back hitting “aqua Buddha”, if he thought the repuke leadership was going to negotiate. Most of the r senators have no idea what’s in this bill.
He’s just whining about not get his signature brand of 
Rand Paul Meanness™ injected into the bill.
… and there’s the bunch of GOPers like Cruz & Paul who say it does not cut enough - it has truly a contest to see who can be the bigger prick
You don’t keep a man with that much gel in his hair waiting at the negotiating table. You just don’t.
But it fucks several million of them a lot faster!
You can also put me down for both. If nothing else, this year has been proof that you don’t have to choose between evil and stupid.
Next question: why should they?
It’s a dessert topping and a rat poison.