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Bobby Jindal has committed to signing the pledge and then building a wall around it.
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Don’t strain yourself too hard, Senator Paul. After all, you don’t have enough synapses left to make all those delicate motions. Case in point, while it is true that treating substance abuse is helpful and better than incarceration, putting people to work will not stop them from abusing opiates. Just walk on down to a Wall Street party sometime and find out how many of them are doing drugs.
Okay, that’s slightly unfair…people being able to work does cut down on the abuse of drugs, but his logic is still flawed on that front.
Sez guy who really isn’t a Republican but can’t run as a Libertarian because….derp.
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Trump has committed to tap dancing on it…
Real men pinky swear.
http://turnipnews.com/cortex/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/pinkies.jpg
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Trump’s wall around the pledge will have a door to let the good people out. And he’ll make the other candidates pay for the wall.
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It’s funny they should say that when the Libertarian Party candidate generally ends up being a washed up Republican.
I’ve been holding out for a promise ring.
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Scott Walker will build a wall with non-union labor, but later when explaining lack of any visible progress say “What, you couldn’t tell I was joking?!”
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“Rand Paul”
Who?
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“I do believe you have to support the nominee,” Paul said. “It’s about
pulling together as a team. It doesn’t mean I’ll be happy with the
nominee.”
And he just admitted that he has NO chance of actually winning the nom. However, he does still want contributions (a/k/a “the grift”).
This is the reason Rump has leverage over the rest of these fools: he has pull with his followers (that the curly headed simp doesn’t even have!) and he doesn’t need the contributions.
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Sorry, Rand. Trump is no ordinary lemming.
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Poor Li’l Randy—irrelevant and destined to stay that way.
He will say or do anything that he believes will help put some life in his lifeless campaign.
Perhaps Mary Shelley can advise him on what happens when you try to reanimate the dead.
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News flash Rand, nobody cares.
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“I’m not against third parties, if I’m their nominee,” said Paul.
I’ll sign the Pledge too.
But, like you, I won’t be President either.
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Paul is definitely not going 3rd party. He is forking out 3/4 of a million dollars to the state GOP just so they will change their primary to a caucus and move up the date so he can run for Senate and President. His presidential campaign is in tatters, and when he finally closes it down, he has to run as a GOP candidate for his Senate seat.
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TRANSLATION: “I’m a WHORE and I will do anything, ANYTHING to get elected!!! PLEASE NOTICE ME!”
“As someone who is completely superfluous to this election, I would totally sign a pledge that is forced on me by the RNC because without them I couldn’t fund a bake sale. Trump, in the exact opposite position, should kowtow too.”
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