Discussion for article #235082
Woo Hoo! Good news Tuesday.
This year the official clown car will be a stretch Hummer. Lots of room.
Really Rand…we thought you were running for Governor of Kentucky-stan…we’ve known you were running for President for ages now. You’ll run every time just like your Pa and never actually win.
He may be the only GOP candidate that god didn’t tell to run for President.
I’m most looking forward to his almost certain meltdown when someone dares to challenge him on the debate stage. This guy’s skin is like rice paper, only thinner. I predict screaming, maybe even crying, and certainly plenty of shouting. I suspect it will be one of those moments the RNC desperately wants to avoid. Sorry, RNC, this is the monster you created.
Doubtful. When it comes to religion he’s just as batshit as Huckabee, Bachman, and Santorum.
Paul’s official announcement below: (*Spoiler: he sounds SO like his father!)
I don’t know if this country is ready for an Aqua-Buddhist President.
When he heard Paul’s announcement…“Atlas Sharted’!”
~rimshot!~
Still…How can he lose? If defeated in the primaries, Rand 9 from Outer Space will ultimately just certify himself President…or King Aqua Buddha…or Emperor of the Galaxy…
Why bother? Just do what you did for your ophthalmology certification and print out a certificate on your ink jet that declares you as Supreme Leader of the Free World. I’m sure you can plagiarize one from the Internet.
It’s official: Rand Paul is running for president.
Yawn.
Oh goodie…another “son” that has to pick up his fathers loser stick!
Now, this clown will be running for pres (and never actually win, even the gop primary) into perpetuity!
In the tradition of Lyndon Larouche, John Hospers and Rafael “I’m no longer Canadian, eh” Cruz.
I’m hoping that video showing Brave Sir Randy’s running away from the “dreamers” runs on an endless loop in the opposition attack adds.
Will he try to capture his father’s magic and pick up the baton of the Ron Paul revolution? I doubt the Paulites will care if he hews to neocon positions during the campaign, they’ll accept winks and nods if it will get their man elected. They know how the game is played.
♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪
Don’t you love farce?
My fault I fear.
I thought that you’d want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don’t bother, they’re here,
┛♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓♪
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Rand Paul: “I am running for the Canadian border.”
Great. Another lunatic announces his intent to destroy America.
“I never, ever cheated. I don’t condone cheating. But I would sometimes
spread misinformation. This is a great tactic. Misinformation can be
very important.”…
"With regard to the idea of whether you have a right to health care, you
have to realize what that implies. It’s not an abstraction. I’m a
physician. That means you have a right to come to my house and conscript
me. It means you believe in slavery. It means that you’re going to
enslave not only me, but the janitor at my hospital, the person who
cleans my office, the assistants who work in my office, the nurses.”
- Rand Paul
For a retrospective of batshit crazy Rand Pauliana see http://www.alternet.org/tea-party-and-right/rand-paul-quotes-will-destroy-your-faith-libertarianism
When will the Thieving Ronulans show up and scream that what we need in Washiington is HONESTY?
Oh, that was the other racist. I meant Randulans.